Saturday, May 15, 2010


Dear Prevuze Advisor:

I just started watching Days Of Our Lives and I'm still new to some of the terminology. I've caught on to some of the words like 'Safe,' 'Ejami,' 'Bricole' and such, but can you please explain the meaning of the term, 'Danloe?'

A DOOL Newbie

Dear Newbs:

Many followers or fans of Daniel and Chloe refer to the couple as 'Danloe.' Contrary to public opinion, however, this word is not a concatenation of the two names 'Daniel' and 'Chloe.' Rather, etymologically, it originated from 'down low,' referring to the fact that if you are acquainted with this pair you have friends in low places or, using the analogy of a barrel, you are very low inside it which is to say you are at the bottom of the barrel.

This may sound like a stretch, but let me elucidate by taking a look at Daniel and Chloe, individually and as a couple.

When the Dear Lord conceived Chloe, she thought they said 'brains' instead of 'boobs' and asked for a double helping. As a result she is the human equivalent of a Hoover SuperBag® which, as we all know, is a well-endowed vacuum.

She chased poor Brady to the ends of the earth attempting to hook up with him at all costs, only to refuse to marry him until facial scars from an auto accident healed. Well, the scars turned out to be as superficial as Chloe herself. She married Brady, who immediately turned to drugs to drown out the sound of her incessant whining.

With that relationship in the tank, she sucked village idiot Lucas out of a somewhat committed relationship and married him. After barely celebrating their nanosecond anniversary Dr. Daniel came along, poked her in the g-spot and she dropped Lucas like a hot potato. Along the way she became Phillip's loving and committed romp du jour.

Then, once she seemingly settled on Daniel and appeared finally to be making a go of a committed relationship, she had a bad hair day and jumped back in the sack with the now married Phillip.

Obviously the girl is as selective as the common housefly which, as we all know, will jump into a sack with any piece of meat.

Then there's Dr. Daniel Jonas, the cool, hip combo surfer, world-class surgeon who hit town as an old Kiriakis family friend.

Dr. Daniel immediately established himself as the town cradle robber as he dove in for a heapin-helpin' of the (presumed) underage Chelsea Brady.

That relationship falling apart, Daniel proved himself very versatile by going to the other end of the spectrum, zoning in on Chelsea's grandmother Kate and going a few rounds with her.

With the bedside manner of an octopus, Dr. Daniel could turn any woman's sore throat into a gynecological exam with the stroke of his hand.

And in the meantime, Daniel chased more skirts than a New York garment district worker in a windstorm, including a one night stand in his distant past, the product of which was a person some consider to be Satan's spawn.

And somehow through all this, Daniel and Chloe got together. Ya just gotta feel like they deserve each other.

But life is not easy at the bottom of the barrel and, as with most DOOL relationships trouble looms. Guilt-ridden Chloe wants to tell Daniel about her Phil-andering, but dim Dan won't let her get a word in edgewise and he keeps blaming himself for their problems.

Of course no one, probably not even the writers, knows how this relationship will turn out, but let's face it, 'Danloe' isn't exactly built on a foundation of bedrock. We'll all just have to keep looking in on this pair to see where their rompfest goes, but where ever you look, be sure it's in the place you're most likely to find them – down low.

Whatever it takes, though, make it a great weekend no matter where you have to look.

The Prevuze Advisor

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Anonymous Betyar said...

It's Saturday and pretty early in the morning to be looking at the bottom of the barrel. Perhaps after I've had my first cup of cofee...

Gotta love Danloe! They're everything you described and more. I'm sure they'll work things out...after all, it was only a random romp for Chloe. Daniel might just follow suit and bang Carly, and voila! They're even. Then they can go on happily ever after...until their next extra-marital romp.

6:06 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Saturday Prevuze posts - nothing like 'em. Poor Danloe, stringing all of their past pecadillos together certainly paints a tawdry picture doesn't it? LOL

Would comment more, but my coffee maker has disappeared. You know what that means....

.....I can't be clever until my de-caffeinated brain cells heal.

6:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

chloe and phillip will have a baby and melanie and phillip will have a baby and when the two are teens, they will fall in love only to discover they are bro and sis.... heeheehee

6:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmao! I hate danloe and hope for a phloe reunion but i gotta say that was a damn good laugh! Thanks prevuze! :)

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

I don't think all of the pictures have popped up for me yet but my favorite is Father Matt. HAHAHA

Let's not forget the beginning for Chloe, too. Or shall I say "Ghoul Girl"? As I recall Phillip only took her to the prom as a joke as they pulled a 'Carrie' and then plastered her humiliation all over the internet.

Then there's Nicole, who implanted Chloe's scars with flesh-eating bacteria so she could have Brady. Now they're best buds.

And there's Pard, who thought Kate framed his daughter and left her to die on death row but married her anyway........oops. I digress. I'm off on a tangent.

Point is, in typical DOOL fashion none of the things these people do to each other will be remembered by the next crew of writers so I'm sure if we just wait awhile they'll rewrite everything and they'll act like there wasn't a tryst between Phillip and Chloe at all.

Whatever they come up with we will be able to laugh at it thru Prevuze. Thanks for the Saturday edition! And I'll check back in later to see if the other pictures come through.

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Mona said...

Daniel's creepy. And Chloe's fickle. But I do believe they truly love each other (more than they've loved past partners e.g. Chelsea/Kate/Brady/Lucas). It's all relative.

I'm kind glad Chloe wasn't pregnant after all, because knowing how fickle she is with her men, she'd probably lose interest in her baby before the pregnancy came to term.
Let's face it, Chloe doesn't have a good track record for commitment. Even Nicole & Sami have her beat on the length of time they've stayed in a committed relationship, and that's saying a lot!

On another note, I hate the pairing of Phloe, I can't believe there are fans out there. I know they're the same age, but she looks mature enough to be his mom. It was just awkward watching them have sex.

And I love Melanie & Philip. They've been teasing viewers with this idea since 2008, and I say it's about time!

On another unrelated note, while I LOVE Nicole and Arianne Zucker, I'm frustrated with her character right now. It seems she only wants Brady when she can't have him (because he's with either Chloe or Ari). And then when she was with EJ and she finally snagged Brady, she didn't take him. She flip flops her Brady-interest depending on when he's available or not. That's not true love, that's some sick kind of game. Let's bring Eric Brady (Jenson Ackles) back for Nicole, now that's a pairing I'd love to see!

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't Brady the same way, though? He only wanted Nicole while she was with EJ. Most of the time, she's just annoying to him.

Supernatural is going to be on for another year, then who knows?

11:08 AM  
Anonymous sbrLori said...

Prevuze, I didn't think we were going to get the super-special-Saturday edition, but you didn't disappoint.

My favorite Danloe moment was during her first exam, all that "sexual tension" that was going on. Now that was must-see-TV!

Word verification: misledne. As in, I thought DOOL was going to be exciting during May sweeps, but NBC and the writers misledne. TGFP!

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Rebekah said...

Mona - if you think Chloe looks old enough to be Philip's mom, how do you get past Melanie looking young enough to be his daughter? That's the icky pairing, and I can't believe that Phelony has a single fan.

But back to the topic at hand - dissecting Danloe - too much fun. Hope they're over soon!

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh prevuze you forgot all the phloe story a la "Carrie mix up with she's all that", it was totally chessy and after that Phil became almost psycho yeah actually he became psycho and Chloe dropped him like a hot potato for Saint Brady Black !! Good times lolllllll
p.s: by the way is she cheated on him also i don't think so but i am not sure now..

1:17 AM  

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