Thursday, April 30, 2009

Whoring Around

Sami bustles around her place and answers the doorbell. Lucas rushes in. Sami tells him the big deal she wants to talk to him about concerns Grace and EJ. Oh, my! Whatever could that be about? Lucas immediately figures she didn't drop the bomb about Grace. She says she didn't do it because of what happened to Phillip. Lucas judges. He reminds her, "That guy Raffle or Riff or whoever he is knows, too. I thought you guys were an item."

Arianna and Rafe decide they have a lot of catching up to do. Rafe wonders if last night made up for everything. "No," says Arianna, "to make up for everything you have to buy me breakfast."

"At the pub," asks Rafe.

"No," says Arianna, "Taking me to that joint to eat would mean you have even more to make up for."


Kate obsesses over her plan to bring Daniel down.

Chelsea catches up with Kate at the hospital, "I'm glad I found you. Billie is stable."

"Then she's the only one in the family who is." Kate says she got a ticket for London. Chelsea wonders what about Phillip. Kate is determined to go. Chelsea says she'll go instead.

Chloe finds Will at the Java Café. She sits with him, "I don't want to come off sounding like the wicked stepmother, but shouldn't you be in school?"

"Teacher's conferences," says Will.

"How long to they last," asks Chloe.

"They start in September and go through June," says Will.
Will says he likes school except for the classes, "Everyone hangs around in clumps." Chloe says she hated the cliques when she was in high school, too. He reminds her she was the prom queen.

"That was kind of a fluke," says Chloe, "I was actually the first runner up, but Chris was disqualified when he insisted on wearing a pink taffeta gown to the prom."

Sami corrects Lucas on Rafe's name. Lucas is sarcastic about her relationships. Sami says Rafe flipped out when she told him about wanting to tell EJ. She tells Lucas about their little CENSORED incident, "It was one of those wonderful moments in life... like labor pains or watching DOOL. Lucas, I think I scared him away."

Chelsea and Kate argue about who should go to England. Daniel interrupts. Kate fills him in on Billie's situation. Kate suggests having Jack and Jennifer check in on Billie before someone gets there. She leaves to try to arrange that.

Chelsea plays the blame game for not calling Billie before the accident. She says she wanted to call her and tell her about Max. Daniel is happy that Chelsea has found Max and is happy. Chelsea says she's gong to London. "Where is she," says Daniel.

"She's at Kent hospital in Mayfair," says Chelsea.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! Daniel just happens to know a doc who works there. He says he'll call him and give him instructions over the phone on how to save Billie's life, "I'll miss you." Hugs. Kate stands behind them and soaks it in.

Lucas pours on more sarcasm as he and Sami talk about Rafe and EJ. She takes us back through the pain of what happened at the endless wedding. "What a tangled web you weave," says Lucas, "So now EJ thinks you love him." She tells him that's not true but that's why Rafe bugged out. Lucas asks if she's being honest when she says she doesn't love EJ.

Sami looks the word "honest" up in the dictionary.

Chloe and Will bring the conversation back to Sami. Will wonders how his dad put up with her for so long, "I was wrong. My dad is better off with you. Better off dead, that is."

Sami insists she isn't in love with EJ. Lucas thinks she doth protest to much. Sami squeals, "I could kill him."

"If I were a better shot you wouldn't have to deal with any of this," says Lucas.

Sami gasps, "OMG, don't talk like that."

Lucas presses, "Are you sure you don't have feelings for him? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?" Uh-oh. I think there was one too many "are you sure's" there. Stand back, everyone. Sami 'splodes.

Rafe and Arianna are guzzling coffee at the Java Café. Arianna thinks Rafe hasn't changed. Rafe insists his life is boring. Arianna says she thinks Rafe is holding something back from her. He tells her he gave up his job. She figures he was fired. Rafe comes clean and tells her that's true. "AHA," says Arianna, "I have a feeling your last assignment was young and beautiful and you fell for her. Some things never change."

"Not on this show," says Rafe.

Kate interrupts the hug. She tells them Jack and Jennifer are in Africa visiting Belle.

"How did Belle get to Africa," asks Chelsea.

"After months on a boat alone with her, Shawn couldn't stand it any more and he threw her overboard when they got close enough to Capetown that she could swim ashore."


"Chelsea starts planning for the trip. Daniel leaves so Kate and Chelsea can duke it out over who goes and who stays.

Chelsea watches Daniel ride off into the sunset, "He makes me feel better."

Kate takes the opening, "He's gifted at making women feel better." Kate gets a call, "Yes, I'm her mother. OMG! No! Yes! I understand."

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Father Matt runs into Chloe at the pier. Chloe asks, "Is it a sin to tell a kid you'd like to learn about baseball when you actually think baseball is torture?"

"Torture," repeats Father Matt, "You must be a Washington Nationals fan."

Speaking of torture, we're back to Sami and Lucas. They argue. Womanchild throws stuffed toys. Lucas reminds her she trusted him enough to tell him her big secret. He insists he cares and doesn't want to see her get hurt. Lucas reminds her she will be part of EJ's life. He vows not to let EJ hurt anyone else he cares about.

Chelsea is on the phone arranging to go to England. Kate decides Chelsea can go but Kate will come with her. Chelsea doesn't want her to leave Phillip.

Kate ponders, "He has been through quite an ordeal hasn't he?"

Chelsea agrees, "Yes, Stephanie is a lot to have to deal with."

Chelsea goes to tell Mark her supervisor she is leaving. As Kate decides she is resigned to staying in Salem, she hears a commotion down the hall. She leans around the corner to see what it is and finds Mark doing a chicken dance and high fives now that he's found out Chelsea won't be around any more.

Daniel comes up to Kate, "I think you and I should talk." Kate agrees.

Lexie brings Theo up to Chelsea. Abe follows. Chelsea tells them about Billie and her pending trip to London. "How are you going to get there," asks Theo.

Chelsea says, "I knew you would ask that and so I made you this paper airplane." She hands it to him.

"How did you know you should make it," asks Lexie, "If we just happened to bump into each other and you didn't know you would be seeing Theo?"

"This is DOOL," says Chelsea, "what did you expect, logic?"
She turns back to Theo and tells him that's how she will get to England.

"The last time my mommy and daddy went to England," says Theo, "They took a real airplane."

Lucas. Sami. Bickering. Lucas wants her to get her feelings straight and tell EJ the truth, "Grow up, Sami. You need to grow up."

Arianna asks if Rafe's latest mystery woman was worth losing his job. Rafe says he doesn't know – the relationship may be over. "Well," says Arianna, "It looks like I found you again just in the nick of time."

Daniel wants to talk about Chelsea. He thinks it's important Chelsea be the one to run off to Billie. Kate tells him that's already decided. Chelsea will go to London and Kate will stay. Daniel gets a call. Kate tells him to go save lives and she'll wait for the right moment to take his.

Chloe tells father Mack she's making progress with Will and she thinks Allie is just adorable, "A huge nuisance, but adorable."

Father Matt pops the big question, "And how are things with Lucas?"

"Who?"

"You haven't told your husband about your affair?"

"No," says Chloe, "And thank God I didn't."

God figures she's right and scratches 'Thou shalt not lie' off his list of commandments, "And I think the list would be a little better off without this one about adultery, too."

Lucas tells Sami to be careful with EJ, "So tell me about about Raff."

"RAFE," she says, "It's RAFE. I don't know what's going on with him." Lucas tells her she should find out. She appreciates his support. Lucas hugs. Sami picks up a megaphone and aims it toward the apartment door as it opens, "I know my secret is safe with you."

Will stands there, "Just what does that mean?"

Chelsea tells Kate it was difficult to say goodbye to Theo. Kate tears up. They both turn on the waterworks as they say goodbye. Kate bawls, "Tell your mom I love her and will be there as soon as I can. Then once you walk off the set we'll forget both of you forever." Chelsea leaves.

Prevuze

Kate watches her go, "It's a good thing you're going. Things will get worse before they get better." That's been happening on this show since 1965. You would have thought we would have reached the bottom of the barrel by now.

Lucas lectures will for sassing his mom, "I can't wait until you're 17 or 18 or whatever age it is that you don't know everything."

"Maybe you and I will get there together," says Will.

Sami jumps in, "I was telling your father there might be more to my relationship with Rafe than friendship. In fact, when you busted in on us earlier, you almost saw for yourself how much more."

Will tells her he just saw Rafe at the Java Café, "I'll babysit, if you want to go there, but you need to start paying."

Lucas hands him a wad-o-cash and says he has to go see Chloe. Will tells him she is at the pier, "I like her, Dad... really."

"I like your attitude."

"So...," asks Will, "These secrets with mom... do you tell Chloe?"

"I think she has a few secrets of her own," says Lucas.

Chloe decides God works in mysterious ways. She says Lucas was dead and coming back was a miracle and part of it was Lucas not remembering about her little peccadillo with Daniel, "God gave me a do-over. Maggie realized that too and kept my secret. So now at last I finally have peace of mind."

"A piece is about all you have up there," says Father Matt.

Daniel comes back to Kate. She says she's going to ask him for advice about a problem, "I know for sure Chloe was having an affair and I'm shattered."

Daniel gives her his best, "I understand you're shattered" look.

Chelsea is on the phone leaving Max a message, "Things are worse than they thought with Mom. I need to see you ASAP.

Rafe tells Arianna he got an offer from Homeland Security. Arianna says, "This awful woman has taken a great agent and turned him into a loser in Salem."

"It's not Sami's fault," says Rafe.

Arianna jumps on that, "SAMI? Does she spell it with an 'i' and does she put a little heart over it when she signs her name?"

Sami with an 'i' walks into the Java Café and listens to the conversation.

Rafe pours it out, "I love you and no one will ever take your place in my heart."

Sami's eyes go wide. The staff of the Java Café wonder how they will deal with the cow Sami just had right in the middle of the place.

Chloe wishes father Matt could have married them. She tells him they weren't married in a church and father Matt suggests it could still happen. Chloe says being married to Lucas is a new beginning.

"My organization is big on forgiveness," says Father Matt.

Lucas walks up as Chloe takes her own megaphone and points it toward him, "I know there are secrets that should be kept, even from your husband."

Kate says, "I am sure Chloe was whoring around on my son."

"I can't believe it," says Daniel.

"You can't believe it," asks Kate. Three-two-one... Bombs away... "WHEN YOU ARE THE MAN SHE WAS WHORING AROUND WITH?"

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12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I almost forgot about that unbelievable bond between Saint Chelsea and Theo. Thank goodness she and her Uncle Max will be leaving soon.

4:40 AM  
Anonymous sue said...

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I cant wait for Prevuze II today !!! 12:00 cant come soon enough. The look on Kates face for this one is going to be priceless! Thanks Prevuze.

5:13 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

"That guy Raffle or Riff or whoever he is knows, too.”Two thumbs up – way up – for Lucas. He’s got that snarky vibe going for him.

Chelsea catches up with Kate at the hospital, "I'm glad I found you. Billie is stable."

"Then she's the only one in the family who is."
…and

"That was kind of a fluke," says Chloe, "I was actually the first runner up, but Chris was disqualified when he insisted on wearing a pink taffeta gown to the prom."Two thumbs up – way up – for Prevuze. Prevuze has always got that snarky vibe going.

Lucas asks if she's being honest when she says she doesn't love EJ.

Sami looks the word "honest" up in the dictionary.
First Sami has to figure out how to spell “honest”. On the other hand, DOOL has used Sami’s lack of honesty to create the riveting “let’s hide the baby from EJ” storyline which prompted the “Nicole and the fake baby rubber bumper” storyline and moved us onto the “baby switch” storyline. Silly me. I almost forgot about the never ending “let’s stop EJ and Nicole’s wedding” storyline. Hmmm…Sami let me help you with that – the spelling is H O N E S T.

"Torture," says repeats Father Matt, "You must be a Washington Nationals fan."Prevuze is thrown out of the game for kicking dirt on the home plate umpire’s shoes.

"This is DOOL," says Chelsea, "what did you expect, logic?"Ain’t that the truth.

Arianna says, "This awful woman has taken a great agent and turned him into a loser in Salem."That wasn’t tough. There are only losers in Salem.

The DOOL writers have moved into uncharted territory. They have written a scene in which Sami is jealous of another woman. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…sorry, I’m awake now. Anyway, from reading the spoilers, we all know that Sami and Rafe do the big nasty during the May sweeps – oh, boy, I can hardly wait for that romp fest – so now that great big lovable lunkhead, Rafe, is going to have to prove that Adrianna don’t mean nothin’ to him. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ part deux!

Great photos, great use of a recycled censored link, and great update!!!

5:35 AM  
Blogger cfish said...

Chelsea says, "Mom has an emergency. She hasn't had sex in months, so I have to go to Europe and find a boyfriend."To borrow a phrase from Leslie, "Naughty, naughty Prevuze!"

6:29 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Kate obsesses over her plan to bring Daniel down.

HUH?! Not a day and a half ago, Salem time, Kate was vowing to mend her evil ways and stop attempts to make people “pay” if Philip lived. I knew it wouldn’t last but, Lord Almighty that was a short vow! Especially since it was Daniel who saved Philip.

"Teacher's conferences," says Will. "How long to they last," asks Chloe. "They start in September and go through June," says Will.

Well, that explains why these kids are never in school.

I thought the picture explaining Chelsea’s emergency boyfriend run to London was the best thing I’d read in this episode, then I hit this prevuism and really lost it:

The staff of the Java Café wonder how they will deal with the cow Sami just had right in the middle of the place.

This will be a quick episode to get through. All I need to do is zap the DVR right to the last 30 seconds! Thanks for doing all of the dirty work for us, Prevuze!

6:30 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Ha! Excellent point, Applecheeks, about Kate's big promise to God. Her heels must have been smokin' on that turnaround.

Tell your mom I love her and will be there as soon as I can. Then once you walk off the set we'll forget both of you forever." Chelsea leaves." That would have been the perfect sendoff and silly me, I thought that was it. I should've known we'd have to zap thru a big teary goodbye with Max.

"Raffle, Riff, whatever". I wonder if those could be some adlibs by Bryan Dattilo? That sounds like him and if it is I wonder how Alison kept a straight face?

LOL over Mark doing the chicken dance and "So now at last I finally have peace of mind." "A piece is about all you have up there," says Father Matt."It looks like 10:00 at night it's so stormy outside but Prevuze is a bright spot! Thanks for the sunshine, Prevuze.

7:46 AM  
Blogger Klaus said...

We have our St. Chelsea yes, and Stephanie is well her way there as well. Then it will be Melanie, though Mia might come first. It's like someone has to be the "Abby" in the story.

HUH?! Not a day and a half ago, Salem time, Kate was vowing to mend her evil ways and stop attempts to make people “pay” if Philip lived. I knew it wouldn’t last but, Lord Almighty that was a short vow! Especially since it was Daniel who saved Philip.Applecheeks, what are minor details in the world of Kate? She can't be dragged down by such things- how will she save her children??

"Everyone hangs around in clumps." Chloe says she hated the cliques when she was in high school, too. He reminds her she was the prom queen.Will knows that she was prom queen, but doesn't know about GGHHHOOOOUUUUULLLL GIRL? And what 'clique' was there? Philip and Belle? Belle and Mimi? Shawn and Mimi? Rex? Cassie?

Will wonders how his dad put up with her for so long, "I was wrong.Ah, I can't wait until Lucas flips out at Chloe, like he always does. His traits are so defined, it's a Lucas Ro...Horton Quality Freakout.

"If Will were a better shot you wouldn't have to deal with any of this," says Lucas.fixed...

Anyway, I agree with Lucas on this. If she believes EJ really call for the murder of Philip who cares if he died or not.

He vows not to let EJ hurt anyone else he cares about.PROTIP: Try going to the shooting range to practice first, or just ask Hope for some 'safety' lessons.

Will stands there, "Just what does that mean?"Oh Will, it means it's none of your business. Get a life. And that's what Sami and Lucas should tell him. Well the first part anyway.

Arianna jumps on that, "SAMI? Does she spell it with an 'i'I have met two other "Sami's" in my life, and both have spelled it with the 'i' at the end. Otherwise, it would be spelled 'Sammy' which is a boys name. At least that's how it was explained to me.

7:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

luis er i mean rafe sure does have this thing about useless, unemployed women with secrets about their babies.... mmmm before on passions he had witches using magic to whip him around wonder what sami's foes for Luis er I mean Rafes will do...

8:14 AM  
Blogger Klaus said...

Anon, especially for the blue eyed, blond haired variety. Perhaps Sami will go crazy like Sheridan. lolz

9:25 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

"If Will were a better shot you wouldn't have to deal with any of this," says Lucas.fixed...Hmmm...

I must say I have seen that theory discussed on several sites, and I always find it interesting. Sami's ex-husband purchased a gun illegally and without her knowledge. He keeps the gun in their apartment and does a rotten job hiding the weapon. Will finds the gun, goes to the church, and shoots Sami's new husband. Lucas is an adult and Will is a minor child. How happy is Sami going to be with Lucas when she finds out how Will got the gun? Her son is in major trouble and could go to jail. That would not be a mother's dream scenario for her child. How does this make Lucas a hero in Sami's eyes? Not only did Lucas make an incredibly stupid decision but he's also in trouble with the law. At the very least, he'll get nailed for owning an unregistered firearm, and he could be charged with contributing to the deliquency of a minor. If I were Sami, I would be furious with Lucas.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice that the gloved accomplice at the end of today's show looks like it is a female? So is Arianna going to not only be Rafe's sister but an assasin too?

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, let's not forget so soon about the "new" clerk in the Java cafe that served Stefano. Remember, he did say her name was Grrreek and she did only work that one day. C'mon fans....put on your deducing hats.
So soon Grace has joined the "Caroline's Daycare" singers out on tour.
Oh, several days ago, Nicole was talking to Mistress Sydney and telling her that they'd do Everything together. Then, Mary comes in...Sydney starts crying cause mommy doesn't have on a necklace to choke on and Nicole slings her over into Mary's arms to be fed and put to bed. Going to do EVERYTHING together Mommy?

1:15 AM  

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