Wednesday, July 05, 2006

No Feed Again Today - 07/06/06

The heavily veiled bride, dressed in white but fooling no one, slowly walks down the aisle as the wedding march plays. The crowd waits with anticipation as she takes her place beside Lucas.

Father Jansen conducts one of the most beautiful motorcycle-free wedding ceremonies Salem has ever seen. Upon finishing, he tells the groom, “You may kiss the bride.”

Lucas turns, lifts the veil, stares into the eyes of his beautiful new bride and faints. The crowd gasps.

“What's the matter,” asks the new Mrs. Chloe Roberts, “Are the scars back?”


Have a great day, and join us tomorrow for another trip down Lunatic Lane.


Anonymous applecheeks said...

Wow! Almost as good as a full Prevuze. And thanks for the picture credit.

6:17 AM  
Blogger Bulldog said...

"Motorcycle free ceremony" HAHAHAHAHA!

Aaahhh...even a fantasy Prevuze can get you thru the day.

Thanks!! :D

9:49 AM  

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