Joy's Bullsh*t

Lani: “All of Chanel’s special donuts are gone.” I don’t think it was the jelly filling that made them so popular. #DAYS

Marlena: “Stefano and I were never intimate.” An immaculate conception is unlikely but wouldn’t be without precedent. #DAYS

Even with his X-Ray vision it’s unlikely Superman could see through all of Joy’s bullsh*t as thick as it is. #DAYS

Johnny tells Stephanie there is a scandal. Steph: “Tell me more. Tell me more. Tell me more.” #DAYS

If it’s a surprise to you that Sophia is alive, please surrender your DOOL card immediately. #DAYS

Sophia’s journey from Salem to Paducah would make a great plot for the movie “The Odyssey II.” #DAYS