Completely Wacko

Sophia: "I know why you're here. It's because I pretended to be Sophia during bed-check. Am I going to be punished?" Dr. Gregory: "No, but there will be consequences." Isn't "consequences" a fancy word for "punishment?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Dr. Gregory: "I want to see those notes from Sophia." Rachel: "You can't. I ate them." Dr. Gregory. "I'll schedule your enema." #DAYS

Marlena: "Are you convinced Rachel did not take your money?" Even Brady isn't that dumb. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jeremy: "I brought notes from your classmates." Rachel: "They know I'm in Bayview?" Jeremy: "No, but they do know you're completely wacko." #DAYS

Sarah to Xander: "I AM NOT HAVING A FLING WITH BRADY!" She's right. They're not at the "fling" stage. Right now it's just plain monkey-sex. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jeremy: "I was in therapy once." Rachel: "Really? Why?" Jeremy: "I didn't want to be the only one in Salem who hadn't done that." #DAYS

Jada: "I want to see you walk down the aisle and marry the man of your dreams." Sarah: "That's just what I'm going to do." If that doesn't doom the wedding I don't know what would. #DAYS

Sarah to Maggie: "Xander thinks Brady and I are doing whatever he thinks we're doing." That's exactly what Maggie thinks they're doing, too. #DAYS