Psycho Child

Patch is shocked to find Stephanie and Alex making out. Alex rounds first and heads for second base. Patch calls him out for making an illegal pass and ejects him from the game. #DAYS

Rafe 'proves' Stegfan is dead by showing Gabi a picture of his tombstone. Because no one could ever put up a fake tombstone or photoshop a picture of one. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Jeremy is ambidextrous. He used to grope them both at the same time." #DAYS

Marlena: "Will is starting a new screenplay. He's writing it for his gay community. It's called "'Splendor in the Ass.'" #DAYS

Kate to Xander: "You're a fighter. You get knocked down, spit some blood out of your mouth and get right back up. Just like me." Makes you really want to see them get in the ring together, doesn't it? #DAYS

Anna: "You're the most handsome man I ever laid eyes on." Tony: "And you're the most beautiful woman ever." Love is blind. #DAYS

Rachel wakes Sophia by blowing a horn in her ear at full volume, proving she's the same little sh*t she's always been. #DAYS

Kristen whines: "Now everyone is going to look at her like she's a psycho child who shot her own uncle." That's because she's a psycho child who shot her own uncle. #DAYS

Belle and EJ are flirting.  With those two horn dogs that may count as foreplay. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ, Tony, Chad, and Kristen stand at Peter's bedside deciding whether or not to pull the plug. Peter: "Don't I get a vote?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "I don't know how to decide about pulling the plug on Peter." EJ: "Flip a coin?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "We should leave Peter's fate in God's hands." EJ: "I don't want to make that kind of decision." #DAYS

Leo and Javi don't seem to be adhering to the tradition of not seeing your spouse-to-be before the wedding. #DAYS

I think Chanel may be suffering from post-adopt-'em-depression. #DAYS

Johnny to Chanel: "If it was up to me, you wouldn't go ahead with your pregnancy."
Johnny always knows the perfect thing to say. Perfectly wrong, that is. #DAYS

I can't understand what Johnny is saying. It would help if he took his foot out of his mouth. #DAYS