Up The Duff

Gabi to Ari: "It's been a long time since we baked together." It was probably before Ari was SORASed. #DAYS

I'm surprised Mark and Aaron didn't try to microwave the turkey. #DAYS

Given the little snot Rachel is now can you imagine what a nasty conniving beeyotch she'll be when she grows up? #DAYS

Aaron asks Ali to go with him to see Sophia. There's a dream date for ya. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Sarah can't breathe." Roman: "Call 911." Brady: "- What's their phone number?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "You once told me 'up the duff' is a Limey term for 'knocked up.' Gwen: "True, but there is a more appropriate term for 'knocked up.'" Leo: "What's that?" Gwen: "Pregnant." #DAYS

EJ: "I don't know why Kristed broke out of prison." Just a wild guess – maybe she didn't like it there. #DAYS

Roman: "It's my restaurant. The buck stops with me."

Rachel hasn't killed anyone (yet) but she's definitely become a serial attempted murderer. #DAYS

Brady: "You nearly killed Sarah. What do you have to say about that?" Rachel: "Better luck next time." #DAYS