None of Her Damn Business

The word "Tesoro" means "Treasure." It is gender-neutral which will come in handy in a few years when Little T has his sex-change operation. #DAYS

Johnny to Rafe: "You're like a father to me… The father who I would never even think about shooting." #DAYS

I wonder if the baby playing Tesoro in today's episode has a contract making him eligible for residuals. #DAYS

Hey, Javi and Leo, cheer up… You probably don't live more than a couple miles from Tesoro's new home, so you can still see a lot of him without the annoyance of having to change diapers. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ali: "I have to get back to school. I'm missing a class." Gabi: "How many have you missed?" Ali: "All of them." #DAYS

Ari insists shea nd Aaron are just friends. On this show that's code for them to start sending out the "save the date" cards. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Is there a reason you're trying to lure Sami Brady back into town?" EJ: "Well, I haven't raped anyone lately." #DAYS

EJ wants a moratorium on things that are, as he put it, none of Gwen's damn business. I imagine Gwen thinks there is nothing that is none of her damn business. #DAYS