Parthenogenesis

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "Holly couldn't have sent those salacious photos." Chanel: "You're right. So who else do you know with boobs like that?" #DAYS

Tate to Sophia: "I need to talk to Holly." Parlez vous francais? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "If Tate isn't the father of your baby, you must have been with another guy." Sophia: "Or… would you believe… parthenogenesis?" #DAYS

What do Chad's relationship with Cat and the sex life of a stray dog in Tanzania have in common? Both of them are none of Jen and Julie's business. #DAYS

Tom's poem sounds like it was written by ChatGPT. #DAYS

Tom's poem sounds like it was written by ChatGPT. Apologies to ChatGPT for the comparison. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "You two certainly have some fond memories from your courtship. What is your favorite memory Jack?" Jack: "Jennifer's tight little ass." #DAYS