Her Horny Fans

Kayla thinks Patch is worried that Alex isn't "the one" for Stephanie. He might be her e pluribus unum, if you catch my drift. #DAYS

Johnny fires EJ and decides to represent himself. Given EJ's catastrophic strategy it's possible Johnny now has a better attorney. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Now can I get my son to trust me again?" Tony: "Have another son." #DAYS

People who have represented themselves in court: serial killer Ted Bundy, serial killer H.H. Holmes, Manson follower Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, DC serial killer John Allen Muhammad, Mafioso Carmine "The Snake" Persico, among others. Johnny DiMera joins a select group. #DAYS

A novelist named Anastasia Sands,
Wrote of love in far-off lands.
Her books were quite hot,
With a steamy subplot,
That she sold to her horny fans.