His Bedside Manner

Phillip says he has signed Xander up for an anger management course. Interesting, isn't it, that nothing makes a person angrier than someone else sighing them up for an anger management course. #DAYS

Phillip irritates Xander by doing his stretches in the office. What, you may ask, does all this prove? It proves Phillip has the most flexible wooden leg ever. #DAYS

Tony to EJ: "You are both Johnny's attorney and his victim." No conflict of interest there, right? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I have nothing to hide. I don't need an attorney." Jada: "We have a recording of you threatening EJ's life." Chanel: "Get me an attorney." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "You are a mean and horrible person." Xander: "Flattery will get you nowhere." #DAYS

EJ wants to go upstairs and show Belle his "bedside manner." Belle tells him that didn't work… right before she drags him upstairs. #DAYS