Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest

Next on #DOOL — Brady: EJ is in critical condition. They think he might survive." Belle: "But the important thing is will he be able to have sex again." #DAYS

Mrs. Choi: "It's the sinners who need my prayers the most." In that case in Salem she should be praying all the time. #DAYS

Sophis tells her mom EJ's shooting is a sign from God. Ah… the old "sign from God" argument. Works every time, #DAYS

Brady to Belle: "You're my sister. You're a good girl." Wow. They have really changed the definition of "good girl" over the years. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Phillip: "I'm in tip-top shape. I kind of hate to say the when someone I know is fighting for his life." Kayla: "You mean EJ?" Phillip: "No, my dog is having surgery today." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Melinda: "The DiMera stock price is plummeting." Gabi: "Because of EJ being shot?" Melinda: "No, those new tariffs are killing us." #DAYS

Xander makes a last-ditch effort to save DiMera by the hair of its Shinny Shinn Shinn. #DAYS

Belle: "I've been talking to him, but he's just laying there." That's what people do in a coma, Belle. #DAYS

Detectives Dumb and Dumber are out to get me. Unfortunately Dumb and Dumber caught suspect Dumbest with a gun in her purse. #DAYS

Kayla finds the bullet that was inside EJ. Unfortunately the chain-of-custody on it just got busted. #DAYS

Sami – real or another one of Belle's hallucinations? #DAYS