Promiscuous Adolescent Hormone-Crazed Sex Addicts

Belle on phone to EJ: "We didn't get much of a chance to talk last night." EJ probably considers that a plus. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "You lied to me about sleeping with my husband. How do you even manage to live with yourself?" Joy: "One-night-stand to one-night-stand." #DAYS

Chanel: "Johnny knows I would never cheat on him." Even if Allie came back? #DAYS

Abe to Stephanie: "We have to do something about Lady Whistleblower's reporting." Well, if you stopped cavorting like promiscuous adolescent hormone-crazed sex addicts she wouldn't have anything to write about, would she?

Next on #DOOL — Bonnie: "Let's get you back on Body and Soul." Hattie: "But my character is dead." Bonnie: "It's a soap opera. Nobody ever stays dead… I'm just hoping Adrienne doesn't come back on Days of our Lives." #DAYS