I Rafed Her

Leo: "You finding Hattie is a Christmas miracle." Anytime Rafe succeeds at anything is a miracle. #DAYS

Jada to JJ: "I have a place on the force for you. I need all the good cops I can get." In lieu of that, she'll settle for JJ. #DAYS

I wouldn't work for Paulina if there was onlyone job left in the world and I got a Ferrari for my company car. #DAYS

Arnold Feniger – A Rafe Dumbleganger. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Paulina: "I'm gland Abraham is secure in his masculinity." Jada: "Secure in his masculinity? Is that the new term for 'henpecked?'" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Steve: "Where's Stephanie?" Kayla: "She left after we got down and dirty about her love life." Steve: "Her love life? You mean she's not a…" Kayla: "Not since she didn't come home the night after her high school prom." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "We really need to set a wedding date." Rafe: "You're absolutely right. How about February 30?" #DAYS

Jada: "Getting married on your birthday would be a great way for you to remember our anniversary." There it is. A resounding endorsement of Rafe's brainpower. #DAYS

EJ to Arnold: "You raped Smai Brady." As I recall, EJ was accused of the same thing. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "I'm offering you good money to leave. If you were smart, you'd take it." Arnold: "I'm no smarter than Rafe." EJ: "That would mean your combined IQs wouldn't reach double-digits." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "You raped Sami Brady." Arnold: "She never said no when we had sex. She thought I was Rafe. So I didn't rape her. I Rafed her." #DAYS