A Depraved Alley Whore

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "EJ is better in bed than you are." Stefan: "Only when he's with a depraved alley whore." #DAYS

Gabi gets cold feet. EJ reassures her. Gabi: "Why are you being so nice about this?" So he can have something to hold against her. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — HewAbby: "Dr. Johnson is great." Stephanie: "She's my mom. Everyone in Salem is related. We're the most inbred town in America." #DAYS

Aaron: "Tate's dad is rolling in money." What he's rolling in right now is his own puke on the floor where he passed out drunk. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — NewAbby: "You were a racecar driver?" Stephanie: "Yes… there was this one race where I had a really bad crash…" NewAbby: "Oh, so you were a lousy racecar driver." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "You sleeping with EJ was premeditated." Gabi: "It was a roll in the hay, not murder." #DAYS