Banging Her Like A Big Bass Drum

Stephanie introduces Chad to Nick-erett, whose claim to fame, by the way, was the invention of a stop-smoking aid. #DAYS

Wendy thinks Li is ready to move on with his life. I think he's more likely to be moving on with his after-life. #DAYS

Everett to Chad and Stephanie: "I understand you guys are dating… in fact I guess you're more than dating." You got that right, Ev… Chad is banging her like a big bass drum. #DAYS

Chad… Stephanie is not for you. Stephanie… Chad is not for you. OK, that settles that. #DAYS

Stephanie to Chad and Everett: "I hope the three of us can be friends." Has Stephanie not learned jealousy turns Chad into an angry rattlesnake? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Harris: "Something about that guy rubs me the wrong way." Ava: "If you're not still hung up on that 'taking it slow' thing, how would you like me to rub you the right way?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Harris: "Li didn't make it. He's dead." Gabi: "Do they know who killed him?" Harris: "They think he committed Hari-Kari. Gabi: "In the back?" Harris: "He was a progressive. He wanted to be different." #DAYS