Her Sweet Bits

Today's episode opens with Shawn's resignation letter from the Salem Police Department. It appears to be clear, concise, and well-crafted. It was no doubt written by an artificial intelligence program because Shawn's level of intelligence is way more artificial than any computer. #DAYS

Clyde (on phone): "Why don't you mosey on down to Statesville?" What Ava should have said: "Why don't you mosey on down to hell?" #DAYS

Chad: "So Susan is alive." EJ: "Like the king himself the rumors of her death were greatly exaggerated." That wasn't a king. It was Mark Twain. #DAYS

Harris to Rafe: "Do you know Kate?" Yes he does. Every square inch. #DAYS

Jada to Talia: "Belle has no right to be cruel to you." Yeah, she does. Or was it not cruel of Talia to bag Belle's husband? #DAYS

Jada: "Shawn and Talia's relationship will never go anywhere. What they had was just a one-night-stand." Rafe: "But isn't that how we got started?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "Shawn had an affair with Talia." Kate: "So when Shawn said he sampled her sweet bits he was referring to something other than the bakery?" #DAYS