Cornucopia of Unlimited Tail

Lucas: "What the hell did I do last night?" Let's see… empty tequila bottle… hangover… even Lucas should be able to figure that part of it out. #DAYS

Cheer up, Chad. With Abby gone you can now go back to exploring Salem's cornucopia of unlimited tail. #DAYS

Rafe: "This box looks tampered-with." Chad grabs it and opens it. There you go, chad, get your fingerprints and DNA all over the box and smear out the real evidence. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Roman: "Abigail was murdered last night." Lucas: "Abigail DiMera?" Roman: "Well it sure as hell wasn't Abigail Adams."

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Do you have a list of suspects who might have murdered Abigail?" Rafe: "Yes. Anyone in Salem who isn't a paraplegic." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Abigail is dead." EJ: I'm sorry to hear that. She was the best shower I ever had." #DAYS