Blind, Stupid, And Probably Gay

TR to Lani: "You are my blood." Which, by the way, is leaking all over the room. #DAYS

Protip: NEVER sign a "waiver to counsel." #DAYS

Lani: "Why don't you focus on getting out of this hospital bed and back into ours?" Damn! If that doesn't get Eli out of the hospital he's blind, stupid, and probably gay. #DAYS

Even Rafe, with the IQ of a potato, can see Paulina's story doesn't add up. #DAYS

Xander concocts a whopper for Sarah.

Rafe: "I know. Eric is part of your past. I have a past, too." Nicole: "Most of us have a past." True, but most of us weren't a porn star named Misty Circle. #DAYS

I wrote this episode of #DOOL. And that was almost as big a lie as we're getting from either Paulina or Xander today. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "I have been waiting all night to make love to you…" She looks up to see it's not Rafe. Eric: "I'm afraid you'll have to wait a little longer." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Abe: "How's trip." Patch: "Physically he's OK, but having to replace the stained glass window he jumped through is going to destroy him financially." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "That was sure some hug you gave Eric." Nicole: "It was totally Platonic." Rafe: "Even Plato got horny once in a while." #DAYS