A Human Colostomy Bag

If Leo was any more full of sh*t he'd be a human colostomy bag. #DAYS

Nancy: "This is Clyde Weston, and we are about to go on our first date." Chloe: "Over my dead body." Careful, Chloe, Clyde might just take you up on that. #DAYS

Abby: "Did you or did you not murder my grandmother?" Gwen: "Are you or are you not wearing a wire?" #DAYS

Face it, Chloe just doesn't seem to care for her parents' dating choices. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "I'm sorry I seduced you and tried to marry you for your money. I'm sorry for so many things." Craig: "I get it. You're about as sorry as anyone can get." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chloe: "What the hell are you doing with Clyde Weston?" Nancy: "Nothing yet. But stick around. I'm hoping that will change." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chloe: "Let me remind you Clyde just got out of prison." Nancy: "That's OK. Bad boys are more fun." #DAYS