If Shawn Was Any Dumber...

Shawn: "Jan has a condition that requires bed rest." Shawn has a condition that makes him unable to understand the basics of marriage… like bringing the woman you impregnated home like she's a stray puppy. #DAYS

If Shawn was any dumber you'd have to water him. #DAYS

By now in Salem if someone is missing I'd think they would have learned one of the first places they should look is the DiMera crypt. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Shawn: "I choose you. I will always choose you." Belle: "Then what is Jan doing in the room?" Shawn: "She's first runner-up." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "Shawn has visited Jan at Statesville for the last time." EJ: "Well, that's good, right?" Belle: "No. He moved that crazy bitch into my home." EJ: "Sounds to me like the crazy one is Shawn, not the bitch." #DAYS