Sami Brady's Relationship Advice
Sami Brady's top five tips for a beautiful relationship:
5. Be a good listener.
4. Trust your partner.
3. Meet your partner more than halfway.
2. Remain committed, loving and faithful.
1. Make it a clean kill.
5. Be a good listener.
4. Trust your partner.
3. Meet your partner more than halfway.
2. Remain committed, loving and faithful.
1. Make it a clean kill.
| NOTE – you can now follow Prevuze on twitter at: http://twitter.com/prevuze Prevuze II has a video of the daily show previews, which should be available by noon (EST) on any given day. To see Prevuze II: CLICK HERE |
Email Prevuze
12 Comments:
Prevuze you left one out...
Don't for get to watch college football!!!! Its the greatest.
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
What does college football have to do with rolling a box of laundry detergent?
Actually, I don't come from a football school. When it comes to college sports, my tastes run more toward a sport where you know which direction the ball will bounce once it hits the ground.
I really just say that out of bitterness. The last time my Alma Mater won a football game, it had something to do with Gerald Ford. I can't really remember but it was either the fact that he was president, or it was when he was playing football at Michigan.
Either way, my university football team has had a longer dry spell than Roman Brady, if you catch my drift.
Bad college football teams - you knew there would be a list, and here it is!
1. Prairie View (1989-98)
2. Macalester College (1974-80)
3. Northwestern (1979-82)
4. Columbia (1983-88)
5. Oberlin (1994-2000)
6. Swarthmore (1997-99)
7. Duke (1999-2001)
8. Marietta College (1980-84)
9. New Mexico State (1988-90)
10. Virginia (1958-60)
Also receiving votes:
Kansas State: Lost 28 in a row between 1944-1948
Eastern Michigan: Lost 27 straight between 1980-1982
Could Prevuze have attended any of those schools? Hmmmmm?! I'm not much of a college football fan but I do follow Northwestern. Right now they are undefeated and got some votes in the coachs' poll. With that said, they haven't yet played any teams in the Big 10. Sigh!
Thanks for the relationship advise Prevuze and have a happy football or football-free weekend everyone!!!
Great relationship advice Prevuze!
In that case, I have to get out to the shooting range more often :)
I was watching Dr. OZ last night, and he was also dishing out relationship advice...He said it's not ideal for a couple to have sex only once a week, cause that decreases their life span by umpteen years....but if they increase the frequency to twice a week, they increase their life span by 7 years! Amazing, right??? How do they come up with this crap? What about military wives? The female prison population? How about the Mormons...I was reading "The 19th wife" where one of the "deciples" had 19 wives(a small number next to the Prophet(which supposedly had 42 up to that point)...anyway, he claims he kept a chart documenting the time he spent with each one of his wives, to make sure he gave them equal time! Yeah, I bet...maybe the young and beautiful ones, but what about the over 40 crowd?(according to Dr. OZ, there's NO sex after 40!)...I'm thinking that a thorough knowledge of firearms would be highly beneficial to all Mormon wives over 40...
Have a great week-end everyone!
Don't worry too much Leslie - their first division game is against Minnesota & they are having a very bad year so far! :)
I married a man who hated football & 18 years later he now watches every Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sunday. Since I couldn't beat him I joined him & now root for any big 10 team not playing his (OSU) or mine - Penn State (my parents are from Pittsburgh).
I grew up a Steelers fan, but hated football so never really watched them play until recently. I guess in a way I can thank my hubby (a Bengals fan) for getting me into football which made their recent Super Bowl wins mean more to me.
There - I covered football & relationships. :D
Prevuze - I can think of a few more items Sami could add to her list:
1. If a guy you're interested in is panting after your sister let him go.
2. Stick to a maximum of 1 hidden pregnancy and 1 paternity results switch per relationship.
3. Promise to wait at least 24 hours after dumping him at the alter before boinking someone else.
4. Promise to be careful with them if you borrow his clothes to go into a war zone dressed as a man.
I'm sure the DOOL faithful can add some more. And here's one for all of us: 1. Have a great weekend! :D
Wonderful relationship advice, abley provided by Prevuze and my fellow commentors.
As for sports, the only one I care to watch involve cars running around a track and the only balls involved are......uh, guess I'll leave it at that.
Enjoy the weekend everyone!
Sami never listens. She would skip 1-4 & go straight to #5.
You forgot #6 When you dump a man and he is at your feet begging you to take him back, make sure you twist the knife in good and hard by telling him the only reason you wanted to marry him in the first place is because the real true love of your life wasn't interested.
#7 Then make it a clean kill.
I love it! Thanks Prevuze
twenty-four to twenty.
ROLL
TIDE ROLL
"ROLL TIDE ROLL"
'Round the bowl and down the hole.
I had to copy and paste, because I could not type that without throwing up in my mouth a little.
I kid, Anonymous #1, but being a Tennessee fan, not really. ;)
Post a Comment
<< Home