Saturday, February 06, 2010


Let us consider for a moment the Carly-Bo-Hope triangle, affectionately known in some circles as "Carbope." Or perhaps Hoboly. Or, maybe more accurately, HO-BO-HO, if you catch my drift. I think it's time for Prevuze to weigh in on this shallow, yet one-dimensional situation. Let's face it, Bo Brady is at a crossroads in his life. Although it's a complex choice, Bo's options seem to have come down to: Hope "The Wicked Witch Of The West" Brady vs. Carly "The Slicin' Dicin' Homewrecker" Manning.

Someone once said, "A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one." I don't know about peacefulness, but I think we can safely assume, whichever way Bo finally goes, it's sure to be the wrong decision. And Prevuze, helpful journal that it is, would like to give him some assistance. So we've compiled a list of the top ten reasons Bo should throw himself into Hope's lake of fire and another list of reasons he should toss himself under the Carly Manning bus.

At first, I decided to do this for Bo and Hope this week and Carly and Bo next week (or vice versa), but then I figured hey, why not alienate both groups of readers all at once? So, for your consideration...


10. Fido's really lonely out there in the dog house.

9. Every once in a while, Hope falls for, "I thought it was you I was sleeping with."

8. Bo joined an obscure religious sect and Hope has volunteered to help him with its physical penance requirement by flogging him daily.

7. He'll have both Billie and Carly in reserve.

6. If Hope tries to shoot him, she'll probably mow down Kayla instead.

5. He just doesn't hate Justin that much.

4. For the kids. The ones Chelsea hasn't killed, anyway.

3. It deprives Hope of having her retaliatory fling with Justin (we assume).

2. He actually enjoys sleeping on the couch, especially when Carly and the Internet cameras are close by.



10. He has a spare bedroom for those times when Lawrence's ghost visits.

9. If Melanie ever moves in with them, he'll realize what a joy that little brat Chelsea was.

8. Technically, they're still married since their fake wedding was never followed by a fake divorce.

7. Should the opportunity arise, Carly obviously approves of Bo having extramarital affairs.

6. He can help Carly tell Melanie she's her long-lost parent since he has so much experience telling Chelsea the same thing.

5. He can listen to Carly and Roman trade those hilarious stories about being buried alive.

4. Think of the fun double-dates they can have with Victor and Vivian.

3. They can keep Ciara entertained right from the comfort of their living room couch.

2. When Carly butchers the man she's living with, she doesn't twist the knife too much.

Drumroll, please...

And the number one reason Bo should stay with Hope:

1. She comes with a free broom!

And the number one reason Bo should hook up with Carly:

1. At some point, every guy gets his father's hand-me-downs.

I don't have ten reasons why you should have a great weekend, but who needs any reason for that? Just do it, and we'll see you bright and early on Monday.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

hand me downs...?! ouch!

4:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who Dat gon beat them SAINTS...........
GO SAINTS!!!!! Have a happy super bowl

5:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you didn't waste to much time on that.

7:31 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Great Saturday surprise. Not only a posting but a great group of Carbope pics from the archives.

Now I KNOW I'll have a great weekend. Thanks, Prevuze!

7:49 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

These are all new pictures aren't they? They're great!

I'll start the debate and take sides here, Bo should stick with Carly. I think they go together better than Bope. Hope needs a guy she can actually put a dog collar on and lead around and cave to whatever she wants.

Excellent top ten lists, tho. What a great Saturday edition! Happy weekend to both Bope and Barly groups. :D

9:41 AM  
Blogger Chimene said...

I'm with Bulldog. Stick with Carly, Bo. Hope just wants a puppy.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Har! Har! I'm firmly on the Bo and Carly side of things. Look forward to Prevuze each morning to see what's gonna happen with them.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are awesome. Firmly on Team Carbo (a 17 year habit is hard to break) ... but I hope there is a triangle long enough for HO-BO-HO to catch on. I do believe CC would approve lmfao.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hand me downs....?! ouch! indeed LOL.

Forget Ho-Bo-Ho triangle: How about a HO-HO pairing?

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

I think Bo should move on with Carly. That will leave Hope to pursue an incredibly self-righteous and boring relationship with Rafe. It would be Rope-A-Dope. Ah yes, so fitting!!!

Although Peyton Manning is awfully cute, I'm hoping the Saints pull it out. Thank you for the great Saturday edition of Prevuze and have a wonderful Super Bowl weekend everyone!!

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did no one notice Frances Reid's death?

Here's a thought as testament to that lovely lady and her dead "spouse." Why not let Bo (who of course, should be Beau) and Hope -- Days' Super Couple do the same: They're old enough, and shouldn't the show have an anchor in a solid couple like Tom and Alice? While we all love watching beautiful young people, some beautiful older people would be grand.

6:21 PM  
Anonymous Betyar said...

Late to Prevuze today, but thankful there was a post. Loved the "Bo in the dog house" pic! He looks just adorable in there! That's why I believe Bo should end up with Hope. The guys obviously needs his discipline...besides, I'd rather my wife had a broomstick than a long, thick knife to stab me with if I piss her off :)

6:43 PM  
Anonymous LemonGrass1985 said...

Ho-Ho pairing?

Only if it's a Ho-Hoe pairing (Carly & Chloe)

I'm on Team Bope. Bo's fallen so far off the pedastal I'm not sure I can see him in the pit.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture of Hope only reminds me all the more how much she now looks like a man. Thanks.

4:47 AM  

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