Wednesday, March 04, 2009

A Giant Cup Of Crazy

Bo tosses, turns and has another flashforward. Hope wakes up and tells him It's OK, "What was it? Me with another man? A nightmare?"

"If it was you with another man," says Bo, "It would be a nightmare for the guy."

Hope assures him this will stop, "As soon as I find that guy and have a little fun."

Max and Chelsea lie in bed. She wakes, moves in, twiddles his shoulder and kisses him. She thanks him for understanding, "Last night I was unsure..." she moves in and kisses him, "Now all I wanna do is..."

Daniel stands by the only park bench in town and towels off. Brady runs up and finds him. They towel off together. Beads of sweat form ice crystals before they hit the ground. Brady says he's out doing his morning exercise. Daniel tells him he's working off the effects of too much booze last night, "I had one too many."

Brady gets it, "Who is she?"

"I was with Chelsea," says Daneil.

"That explains the drinking."

Chloe models her uber-green bridesmaid's dress and looks in the mirror, "I feel like princess Fiona in Shrek after she turned into an ogre. Does this dress make my butt look big? "

"Let's put it this way," says Nicole, "You look more like Shrek than Princess Fiona. I, on the other hand am going to be amazing at the wedding. EJ will only have eyes for me. I'm tall, slender, witty, charming. I'm everything Sami Brady is not."

"I know," says Chloe, "Not only do you keep kids, you keep them even if they aren't yours."

EJ drops in to see Roman and flies off the handle as he asks why Roman is allowing Rafe to protect Sami, "You crossed the line."

Sami storms up behind him, "No, EJ, actually that would be you." What the hell is your problem?"

"It was Rafe," says EJ, "now it appears to be you."

Chloe says she doesn't understand why Nicole feels threatened by Sami since Sami lost the baby. Nicole has a flashback to the switcheroo, then to Sami's call to the convent, "Sami shares a child with EJ so she will always be around."

Chloe asks, "Doesn't EJ know she's a phony, classless loser?"

"No," says Nicole, "He thinks she's adorable and fun and heknows she has a disgusting crush on him."

EJ tells Roman he is there to file a complaint against Rafe. He doesn't think It's appropriate for Sami to have a relationship with her bodyguard.

Sami points out Rafe is no longer her bodyguard. Petty bickering erupts. Roman interrupts and asks why Sami is there. She says she wants Roman to put in a good word for Rafe. Mercifully, Roman gets a call and has to leave. Sami asks, "What do you have against Rafe, EJ?"

"He shouldn't be allowed to get close to you," says EJ.

Sami gasps, "You saw us kiss, didn't you?"

Max and Chelsea. Body parts. Max takes one for the team.

Bo and Hope argue about whether or not Bo's hallucinations will stop. Hope insists, "I would never be unfaithful to you. Again."

Chelsea and Max come up for air. Chelsea can't believe she's with Max. She says when they dated before Max was kind of annoying. "Oh yeah," says Max, "Well, you were a wild thang."

Chelsea giggles, "You mean a giant cup of crazy, don't you?" Chelsea talks about how obsessed she used to be with him. She wonders why Max picked her back then since he could have any girl he wanted.

Max remembers the legend of the mud fence from the guy manual, "You had beautiful eyes. You were a challenge."

Chelsea asks, "Don't you mean 'a giant pain in your ass?'"

"That's not true," says Max, "You're not a giant." They mutually decide neither has any regrets. That calls for round two. Max moves in.

Sami and EJ continue to bicker. EJ scolds her for kissing Rafe out where everyone in the building could have seen her. He wonders how much she knows about Rafe. Sami tells him It's none of his business. He accuses her of being madly in love with Rafe.

Hope continues to insist Bo's latest vision won't come true. Bo continues to insist it might. "We won't call them visions any more," says Hope, "We'll call them thoughts. Put them out of your mind right now."

"My mind doesn't hold thoughts very long anyway," says Bo.

Max munches around on Chelsea and glances over her shoulder. He sees the clock on her bedside table, "OMG! Is that the time?"

"You don't have to say," says Chelsea, "Just go." Max jumps up, gets dressed and says he'll call later. He swipes one more kiss and heads down the door.

Unsuspecting Max skips downstairs to find Daddy Beauregard standing in the living room. Bo clears his throat. We have an uncomfortable silence. Suddenly Chelsea comes bustling down the steps dressed in her robe, "Max, you forgot your wal... let." Things get more uncomfortable.

Brady asks, "Is it Kate?"

"It's someone else," says Daniel. He flashes to a hot Chloe moment.

"Well," asks Brady, "This mystery woman... is it over?"

"It is with you," says Daniel, "and Phillip... and Lucas..."

A wino in the bushes regains consciousness and slurs, "And me. I think It's over with me, too."

"But with me," vows Daniel, "It'll never be over."

Chloe and Nicole continue to try on dresses. Now It's Chloe's turn to try on the bride's dress and for Nicole to look like Princess Fiona. Chloe comes out dressed in a gown and Nicole and the sales lady ooh and aah over it. Chloe isn't sure about it, though, "When I walk down the aisle, I need for time to stand still. I want Lucas to know I will love and cherish him for all the Days Of Our Lives, or at least until Daniel has time for a quickie."

"Wow," says Nicole, "You give great schmaltz. Is it Lucas you're trying to convince or yourself?"

Prevuze

Brady asks, "Let me get this straight. It's over, but It's not ever going to be over. I haven't heard logic that stupid since I was with Chloe."

Daniel tries to explain his relationship with the mystery woman, "The guy she's gonna marry... she doesn't love him the way she should."

"Right," says Brady, "I understand what It's like to be in love with a grandmother you can't have."

"I hadn't thought of that," says Daniel, "That's one thing we have in common. We both think grandmothers are hot."

Chloe insists she's committed to Lucas. Nicole isn't sure that's true.

Sami and EJ toss accusations back and forth. Sami goes for the jugular and throws Lucas under the bus along with EJ, "Rafe is better than any of the guys I've been with during the last couple of years."

"Since we share a son," says EJ, "I have an interest in who you're hooking up with."

Sami is disgusted, "Could you be any less tasteful?"

"Only if I acted like some of those people on DOOL."

EJ backs off and Sami does her patented bipolar bounce. She softens and says, "The truth is I kissed Rafe because I have feelings for him."

Nicole and Chloe have arrived at the pub to celebrate their indecision at the dress shop. Nicole apologizes for upsetting her, "So lunch is on me."

"I'm having lunch with Kate later," says Chloe, "So I'm just having coffee."

"You're a cheap date," says Nicole.

"I hear that a lot," says Chloe.

"Lunch with Kate," repeats Nicole, "That ought to be a laugh-a-minute. I wonder if Kate will be upset she didn't get to go dress shopping with you."

"It's my wedding," says Chloe, "She'll just have to live with it."

"Your wedding is getting close," says Nicole, "You're closing in on the point of no return."

Brady and Daniel finish their run. Brady brings up his past issues with Chloe and suddenly Daniel doesn't want to talk about it any more, so they decide to make another run around the block.

Max and Chelsea stand in the living room as Bo clears his throat and judges. Hope bounces down and joins the party, "Max, how nice to see you. I didn't hear the doorbell."

Bo booms, "The doorbell didn't ring. Max spent the night here."

Chelsea stammers, "Weren't you both supposed to be gone..."

Mean Daddy Bo interrupts, "So you planned this out?"

Hope jumps in and tells Chelsea she and Bo have worked things out and that's why she is back home. Bo won't let it go, "What are you two doing here?"

Max tries to be cheerful, "Well... we were out... late... and wound up here."

Big Daddy Bo explodes, "You spent the night with my daughter? Under my roof?"

Max is busted, "Yeah, I did." Max apologizes for disrespecting Bo. Bo throws the punk out on his butt.

Chelsea explodes and runs upstairs, "How could you do this to me?"

"This is our home," says Bo, "It's not a hotel."

Bo and Hope stand in dead silence. Hope finally says, "At least it wasn't a long haired biker." Bo gets it. He calms down and says he'll go talk to Max. Hope decides she should do that while Bo goes to smooth things over with Chelsea.

Upstairs, Chelsea packs her things and pouts. Bo knocks and says he wants to apologize. She lets him in and he says he overreacted. "I'm not fifteen any more," says Chelsea."

"Yes you are," says Bo, "but you were SORASed. I'm just trying to protect you." Chelsea don' need no stinkin' protection.

EJ says Sami has questionable taste in men. Present company not excluded. Things nuke. EJ asks if Sami wants to have a relationship with Rafe.

Hope finds Max at the Cheatin' Heart. She tells him Bo settled down and he's not there because Hope wanted him to deal with Chelsea. Max decides he can forgive Bo. "I wonder if Chelsea can forgive him, too," asks Hope.

Chelsea says she wants Bo to apologize to Max. Bo hugs and says he will. Chelsea decides she can't live there any more and announces she is moving out.

Hope bumps into Daniel as he runs. Hope compliments him for being so dedicated to exercise. "I'm running to keep my sanity," says Daniel.

"You've got a long way to run, then," says Hope, "Are you OK?" Daniel insists he's fine. Hope smirks, "You're a terriffic doctor but a really bad liar."

Sami blows her stack, "I don't pursue men... any more." EJ says he has to go. He asks Sami to tell Roman things aren't urgent any more.

Through the magic of scene changes, Sydney has popped up at the pub. She fusses and cries as Chloe gets a call. Didi tells her she left her credit card at the bridal shop. Chloe says she will be right over to pick it up. As Chloe leaves Nicole says she will tell Kate where she is.

Michelle comes up and makes over Sydney. She takes her. Nicole asks her to hold her while she goes outside to make a call call. Nicole leaves as Sami comes in and watches Nachelle bounce Sydney around.

Chelsea comes downstairs hauling her suitcase. She tells bo she will stay with Stephanie for a few days until she figures out what to do. Bo hugs. Chelsea leaves. Bo visualizes Hope romping with the mystery guy, "What th' hell? Who is that? Who's she with?"

Hope thinks Daniel is miserable but also thinks she's intruding. She says Salem Style Magazine listed him as one of the city's most eligible letches. Daniel says he isn't eligible. Hope goes back to intruding. She leaves and Chloe walks up. She sees Daniel, hyperventilates and does an about-face. She immediately bumps into Brady. "Hey," asks Brady, "Where's the fire." He looks over at Daniel, looks back at Chloe, looks back over to Daniel, looks back at Chloe... and starts to figure out where the fire might be.

Roman calls EJ and apologizes for leaving him hanging. He says the topic of Rafe is off limits. EJ asks if Roman can just pull some strings to help Rafe get on to his next job. Roman agrees to do that. EJ says he is happy to hear that. Roman is confused. Sorry for the redundancy.

EJ flashes back to Sami and Rafe's hot kiss, "The sooner he gets back to Washington, the better."

Back at the pub, Sami comes up to Michelle and grabs Sydney. She bounces her around and talks about what a beautiful baby she is. Nicole watches from outside and stews.

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15 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

Captain Shawn and the Fancy Face comment was too funny. You bet I would take my chances with the Hudson instead!

I am going to laugh my butt off if Dr. Handscan'tkeepthemtohimself is the one with Hope. There is only Caroline and Maggie left after that. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I am still holding out it's Rafe)

Oh Sami, no one falls in love with another man that quickly. Especially when most of the time they were pregnant. Ah in a perfect world....

This reminds me of Wizard of Oz only DOOL style. EJ needs a brain, Sami needs a heart, Chloe needs some courage, and what's up with all the flying monkies (Brady, Hope, Bo, etc.)? Nicole makes an excellent wicked witch to boot!

3:51 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Chloe asks, "Doesn't EJ know she's a phony, classless loser?"

Exactly who is Chloe talking about…Sami, Nicole, Chloe, Maggie, Melanie, Hope, Chelsea, Stephanie, etc.? OMG, I almost forgot Kate!

EJ tells Roman he is there to file a complaint against Rafe. He doesn't think It's appropriate for Sami to have a relationship with her bodyguard.

You think? EJ finally has gotten something right. Once the uber professional hard-core FBI stud muffin, Rafe, started developing feelings for Sami, he should have taken himself off the case because he was losing his objectivity. Unless Rafe also has an all consuming need to change diapers, he should be running from Sami.

Chelsea asks, "Don't you mean 'a giant pain in your ass?'"

Chelsea the hemorrhoid…sounds pretty factual.

Max munches around on Chelsea and glances over her shoulder.

Gross!!!

"Wow," says Nicole, "You give great schmaltz. Is it Lucas you're trying to convince or yourself?"

With a friend like Nicole, who needs enemies? Geez.

EJ asks if Sami wants to have a relationship with Rafe.

Only on DOOL could anyone get away with asking a question like that.

This reminds me of Wizard of Oz only DOOL style. EJ needs a brain, Sami needs a heart, Chloe needs some courage, and what's up with all the flying monkies (Brady, Hope, Bo, etc.)? Nicole makes an excellent wicked witch to boot!

Naughty, naughty, Dorothy/Berg, you shouldn’t be peeking behind the curtain!!

Bulldog gets the Oscar for the best use of a photo of a ditched airplane. Prevuze, what a brilliant idea…a double elevator themed wedding! Let’s see. There would be a Muzak version of “Feelings” playing in the background, bubble gum stuck to the carpet, a smart-ass kid pressing the button for every floor in the building, and, my personal favorite, the flatulent guest who leaves one behind for everyone to enjoy. Sounds like a party!

5:40 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Leslie - Prevuze laid the groundwork, but you filled in the details of an elevator-themed wedding hilariously. Everyone gets points for originality.

More kudos to the further adventures of Belch and to trying to find all of Sami's kids.

Max remembers the legend of the mud fence from the guy manual, "You had beautiful eyes.

Love reminders of the Guy Manual.

Nicole & Chloe try on brides’ dresses

Ohboyohboy - It’s been a while, but with two possible weddings in the offing it’s time to keep in mind the tried and true “DOOL Wedding Dress Curse”.

This is it: A DOOL wedding will NOT take place (will never start, will get interrupted, will be a ‘fake’ wedding, will last about a month) if the audience sees the alleged bride IN her dress before she is actually walking down the aisle. I’ve watched this show for several decades and there has never been a “real” DOOL wedding if the bride is seen in the dress beforehand. And that includes seeing her in the bride’s dressing room before the ceremony. Let’s see if they hold to the tradition.

Roman is confused. Sorry for the redundancy.

Dang it! Broke my own cardinal rule and now have to wipe off the keyboard. LOLOL

The one scene I'm looking forward to is the Max/Daddy Beauregard confrontation.

Another brilliant recap Prevuze. Thanks.

6:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brother Bo finds his brother Max has been in bed having sex with (his)Bos' daughter. In his own house while he is there. Lets think about this. Then he(Bo) is going to apologize?? What the f**k kinda show is this? For what ? Not selling tickets to the bazaar side show that his life has become. Cop or no. I could proabably be cleared of murder in a situation like this.Think about it. Incest. In your house......eeeewwwww.c

7:43 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

Surely they really aren't going down the Hope and Dr. Strangelove path are they? Now Patrick I could see. Yum! But this guy? Please.

So EJ can file official complaints about Sami/Rafe but she can't even make a comment about his beloved Nicole?

Loved the naughty censored link (any time there's a censored link it makes my day!) And I also LOL over the confused Pard redundancy.

This is a good one, too: "Chelsea asks, "Don't you mean a giant pain in your ass?" "You're not a giant" says Max." HAHAHAHA

It's hump day and Prevuze will get us to the other side. Thanks! :D

8:29 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

any time there's a censored link it makes my day!

You're beginning to worry me, Bulldog.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Berg said...

Naughty, naughty, Dorothy/Berg, you shouldn’t be peeking behind the curtain!!

Well when it's DOOL and it's this bad there is nothing else to do :)

I think the idea of a themed Elevator Wedding is genius - I pick "Love in an elevator" as the wedding song.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

I think the idea of a themed Elevator Wedding is genius - I pick "Love in an elevator" as the wedding song.

Berg: Is a Muzak version of Aerosmith available?

10:00 AM  
Blogger Klaus said...

"Doesn't EJ know she's a phony, classless loser?"
As opposed to what? A lying backstabber and a lying baby thief?

"He shouldn't be allowed to get close to you," says EJ.
Bleh, EJ is pretty much on my last nerve. I hated this jealousy thing when Lucas did it, and I always will. I mean, FFS - marry your baby thieving girlfriend.

And how long has he been with Sami or doing business regarding her? Has he even gone home, yet?
Woo! Rant over.

"You had beautiful eyes. You were a challenge."
Actually, he thought he could get laid pretty easily. If I remember correctly, Frankie was lecturing him about not being so callous with the ladies.

EJ scolds her for kissing Rafe out where everyone in the building could have seen her.
Perhaps the elevator?

"We'll call them thoughts. Put them out of your mind right now."
Haha. It's 'thoughts' when it negatively impacts her, and 'prophetic visions' when she needs a scapegoat.

"I have an interest in who you're hooking up with."
And yet he constantly tells Sami whom he dates is none of her business.

"You're closing in on the point of no return."
Yeah. Not like she can fly to another country and ditch him.

"It's not a hotel."
Oh c'mon Bo! It was family!

You're right anon, it is eww inducing.

EJ says Sami has questionable taste in men.
Alcoholic, rapist, FBI agent. Hmm...

"The truth is I kissed Rafe because I have feelings for him."
Wow, that was pretty quick. We all know there is no 'i like u' period in a Dool romance. But is this faster than Lucas/Chloe and/or the Chloe/Dan lovefest.

Brady is smart! *gasp* I guess we'll see.

Y'know, it's almost as if the writers don't watch the show or take any notes. Contradiction is the theme of Dool.

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a little spoiler note. Hope gets in the sack with .........
Roman. Hey at least he still has a job.Maybe they drew straws and he lost. Hahahahahahaha!!!!c

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Leslie, too said...

Glad to see that Capt. Shawn DUH is back in action with his co-captain DingBelle.

Great prevuze as usual.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I had heard that the guy Hope sleeps with is Rafe?!?!?

Love the pics and the censored link. LOLOL.

Chloe is the last person to be calling somebody names!!

I am so hoping that yesterday Stefano really did her Nicole make that statment about Sami and the baby. I am thinking that he did, and he is just getting all the evidence accumulated, so she can't talk her way out of anything.

-Jean

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the Prevuze II section, it says Stephanie talks to Max when she's really talking to Phillip.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had to look twice at the picture with Lucas. He could have substituted 'grandmom' for mom as well. I've lost track of how many kids Kate has.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Betyar said...

Ohhhh, the elevator theme double wedding...couldn't have asked for a cleverer idea. Shall we plan the event? I see guests getting out of the their elevator ride to be shown into a brigh neon lit room decorated as a makeshift elevator cabin, greeted by the oh-so-fabulous elevator music, the occasional ding of the elevator door opening as guests arrive, and all the little party favors in the shape of stuck elevator cabins....but let's not forget the oh-so-beautiful cake in the shape of Salem's hotel, topped with the bride and groom figures in their side-by-side elevator cars. Oh how romantic! I think I'm gonna puke now!!!

7:11 PM  

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