Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Money-Grubbing Whore

Daniel and Chloe stand in the park and go round and round with all the things they've said to each other before. Daniel wants. Chloe doesn't want... but wants. She insists it's over. Daniel makes his case. Chloe cuts him short, "I'm gong to do my best to make it up to Lucas and be with him for all the Days Of Our Lives.

"I won't let this end," says Daniel.

A woman in the audience stands up and screams, "Oh for God's sake, kill it and put it and us out of our misery!" A couple of men in white coats come up, slap on the straight jacket and drag her out.

"It already has ended," says Chloe, "It's over. Forever. Goodbye. She gives him a smoochie and starts to leave. Daniel grabs her and sucks her in for more as Kate comes up and watches. Daniel slurps. Chloe gets into it and slurps back. They become one gooey mass as Kate continues to watch in horror. Apparently, Chloe's attention span is so short, forever really means five seconds.

Lucas tells Phillip he's decided he and Chloe are back on.

Rafe holds Grace and tells her about all of his rollicking good times with Sami in the safehouse. Grace wiggles and tries to escape, but Rafe is too strong. He tells her about hiding Sami's clothes when she took a shower. Grace accuses him of being a perv. "Except for being crazy," says Rafe, "Your mother has a heart of gold."

Sami gushes over Sydney. EJ offers to let her hold her. Nicole nukes and forbids it. EJ and Sami talk Nicole into it. EJ hands over the baby, but Sami would rather hold Sydney.

Suddenly, Nicole jumps the gun and wants Sydney back. She pries her out of Sami's arms and heads upstairs. Sami cries, "Why are you crying," asks EJ.

"It's Wednesday," blubbers Sami.

Lucas gets off the phone with Allie as Kate comes in. Kate says, "There's something that I need to tell you."

Lucas says, "There's something I have to tell you about Chloe."

Daniel the great surgeon continues to perform a tongue tonsillectomy on Chloe. Chloe begs him to let her go but Daniel insists they will be together. He says he won't let her go until she understands she is deluding herself and he will always be there waiting for her.

Nicole wonders if Sami can possibly know the truth.

EJ says, "It's me, Samantha. You can talk to me. Why are you so upset?"

Sami says, "It just hit me all at once how much I miss Johnny and Allie and... uh... that other guy we pawned off on Carrie and Austin." She's worried about Nicole taking her place with Johnny, "She's nothing but a gold digger."

Lucas tells Kate he's made a decision about his future. In spite of Kate's attempts to stop the runaway train known as Lucas mouth he tells her he's going to give Chloe another chance. Kate forbids it, "No, absolutely not!"

Chloe and Daniel continue to bicker as Phillip walks up. Things get really quiet. Phillip asks, "Am I interrupting something?"

Rafe plays peek-a-boo with Grace. Sister Teresa finds him and tells him he's very good with the kid. Rafe says with Sami gone he misses all the crying and so he came by to hear Grace wail for old times sake. He asks Sister Teresa not to tell Sami he was there.

EJ says he doesn't want Sami bad mouthing Nicole in his house. In that case, Sami suggests they step into the yard to continue the conversation. Sami says she doesn't thing Nicole is a physical threat to Johnny, but is an ethical threat, "She's a money-grubbing whore." Johnny runs in and we have the big reunion.

Johnny giggles and plays with his laughing penguin. We have a flashback to the exciting moment when Rafe brought it to Sami. Sami thanks EJ. For what we're not sure.

Sister Teresa wonders why Rafe wouldn't want Sami to know he was there. Rafe just thinks that's the best way to play it.

Phillip thanks Daniel for what he's done for his mom, "I really appreciate it. When Lucas gets out of the hospital, maybe you and Lucas and Brady and I can get together for a little 'I've done Chloe' party." Daniel leaves.

Phillip turns to Chloe, "When I visited him, Lucas had a lot to say – specifically about you."

Kate tells Lucas getting back with Chloe would be a huge mistake. She tries to tell him what she saw but Lucas mouth kicks in and a black hole of conversation forms. After what seems like hours of ranting, Lucas' machines explode. The crash team rushes in as Lucas writhes. They make Kate go outside. The head doctor administers an emergency dose of Clamupizone.

A doctor comes out into the hallway and tells Kate Lucas is under control. She tells Kate not to agitate him. Kate agrees to stick to small talk. Small brain, small talk.

Kate goes back in and tells Lucas she was just trying to protect him. Lucas wants to know what's up.

Phillip says Lucas talked about Chloe wanting to get back together with him. Phillip thinks Lucas will forgive her and make it work, "So don't screw it up this time."

"Believe me," says Chloe, "I won't screw up. Or Daniel either."

EJ sends Johnny packing. Sami says she was scared Johnny and Allie would forget about her. EJ tells her about showing Johnny Sami's picture every night as he went to bed. In spite of that, he didn't run away. Nicole stands and watches as EJ tells Sami Johnny loves her with all his heart. Nicole interrupts and announces Sydney is asleep. EJ gets a call and goes off to that never-never land everyone in Salem goes to for cell phone calls.

Sami and Nicole snipe at each other. Accusations fly, but the baby monitor squawks as Sydney starts crying. EJ comes back from cell phone limbo and runs up to check on her. Nicole rejects Sami's maternal advice and tells Sami to butt out. EJ walks in on the ensuing fracas and asks Nicole to do the daughter duties. Nicole leaves.

Sami snorts, "What a nut job!"

EJ scolds, "Samantha would you please stop that?"

Meanwhile, back at the Kiriakis mansion, Victor finds Phillip pouring a drink and asks where he has been. Victor thinks Phillip should have called because he was concerned about the Alternative Fuels Project. He wants to know why Melanie was meeting with EJ. Phillip lectures Victor for being concerned about business when Lucas could have died. "I already knew Lucas was OK," says Victor, "What was I supposed to do, sit around here waiting for updates? Phillip, where is your head?"

"Part of it," says Phillip, "is smeared across the Salem Raceway and the other part is somewhere on a battlefield in Iraq."

Victor growls, "Is this another thing Brady will have to clean up? I want details, not half-assed reassurances."

"I resent that," says Phillip, "When I give reassurances, they're fully-assed. This Alternative Fuels Project messed up my relationship with the best woman I have ever known."

Lucas presses about Kate's 180° on Chloe, "Why did you change your opinion of her all of a sudden?" Inquiring minds want to know. If Lucas had a mind, he'd want to know, too. Kate backs off and says she will respect his choices.

EJ wants Sami to stop her obsessive hatred of Nicole. Johnny comes back in. Sami bounces him around and announces Marlena said she could stay in the townhouse.

"Didn't she sell that when she went to Switzerland," asks EJ.

"Yes," says Sami, "That's why she doesn't care if I stay there."


EJ and Mary escort Johnny to the car. Sami hangs back and calls Sister Teresa. She asks how Grace is doing as Nicole listens. Sister Teresa assures her Grace is fine. Sami says she will be by to see her soon. Nicole slithers back upstairs.

EJ comes back and proudly announces he has buckled Johnny into his car seat. he tells Sami about Lucas little blow up. Sami panics but EJ assures her he's OK. Sami decides she has to go see Lucas and leaves. Nicole slinks aback down. She tells EJ she heard their conversation and accuses him of still being in love with Sami.

Sister Teresa tells Rafe both he and Sami have their share of secrets, "And I have a secret about the two of you."

"What's that," says Rafe. Viewers hang on the edge of their seats for this one.

Sister Teresa says she thinks they care for each other more than they are wiling to admit, "I think you would make an excellent match. She gives Rafe a picture of Sami and Grace and leaves Rafe to contemplate the possibilities.

Rafe asks, "Did you hear that, Grace. Sister Teresa thinks your mother and I would be a great match."

Phillip tells Victor he's talking about Stephanie, not Melanie, "When I took over Titan, I sold my soul."

"Does that count as losing another body part," asks Victor.

Lucas vows to make things work with Chloe. Kate agrees to stay out of it.

Daniel bumps into Chloe at the hospital and tells her he loves her and that will never change. We go right back to where we started this episode, so reread the first paragraph for details if you can stomach it, or if you've run out of Ipecac.

Prevuze

Phillip insists he's fine and doesn't need Victor's phony concern. Victor tries to soften things up a bit, "Phillip, I'm just looking out for you. I'm (say it with him) here for you if you need me."

Phillip gets sarcastic, "I'll jot that down on my PDA.

"Oh, for God's sake," says Victor, "Nobody uses those things any more."

Victor leaves. Phillip calls and leaves a message for Stephanie to call him, "We need to talk. I don't think we're done yet. Not by a long shot." The audience groans.

Candles flicker. Daniel walks into the chapel and sits in a pew. He whimpers, "You win."

God says, "You got that right. Don' be messin' with me."

Kate comes out into the hall and tells Chloe they need to have a little chat.

EJ rants about Nicole's accusations. Nicole tells him to go be with Sami but when Nicole leaves, Sydney will be with her.

Sami comes in to see Lucas. Lucas gasps as she comes into his room, "Sami! Are you back for good?"

"When I'm back," says Sami, "It's never good."

Lucas asks, "Where's your baby?"

"I just pop 'em," says Sami, "After that, they're on their own."

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Berg said...

And yesterday I was going to end my boycott - obviously too soon! Thank goodness I got home late. Small brain, small talk - best line of the day :)

3:59 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Rafe holds Grace and tells her about all of his rollicking good times with Sami in the safehouse. Grace wiggles and tries to escape, but Rafe is too strong.

The viewers try to escape too because we sure don’t remember any rollicking good times.

When Lucas gets out of the hospital, maybe you and Lucas and Brady and I can get together for a little 'I've done Chloe' party."

Oh, my, Prevuze that is just too funny and too true!!

The head doctor administers an emergency dose of Clamupizone.

Upon his release, Lucas ought to be prescribed a daily dose.

She tells Kate not to agitate him. Kate agrees to stick to small talk. Small brain, small talk.

Kate’s middle name is Maytag so she’s spent a life time spin drying Lucas.

Sami bounces him around and announces Marlena said she could stay in the townhouse.

"Didn't she sell that when she went to Switzerland," asks EJ.

"Yes," says Sami, "That's why she doesn't care if I stay there."


Hopefully, Marlena moved all her money into Swiss banks where she doesn’t have to worry about nationalization of the banking industry.

Rafe asks, "Did you hear that, Grace. Sister Teresa thinks your mother and I would be a great match."

…so were Bonnie and Clyde and look where it got them.

Phillip is worried the Alternative Fuel Project has destroyed his relationship with Stephanie, and Nicole is threatening to leave EJ because of it. Hmmm, let’s think about this for a second. Has anyone determined what fuel is going to be replaced? Are we talking about crude oil, natural gas, or coal? In any case, this project could change the way the world develops energy, and these guys are worried about a couple of very replaceable bimbos. Then there’s Melanie who isn’t smart enough to hire an attorney to deal with the nasty part of the negotiations. Instead she is intimidated by EJ and mauled by Phillip. Why is Melanie even dealing with Titan or DiMera Enterprises? Shouldn’t she be peddling the project to Exxon/Mobile? Melanie is only in Salem to stir up trouble. Hopefully, when both Titan and DiMera Enterprises bail on the project, Melanie gets a one-way plane ticket to Switzerland. Rant officially over.

Bulldog, just where did you find that photo? LOL Prevuze, that “fine mess” comparison is right on!!

5:36 AM  
Blogger Applecheeks said...

Clamupizone.

Is there a generic brand of “Clamupizone” we can dump in the Salem water reservoir?

A plethora of good prevuisms today, most of which Leslie has already mentioned. There was one other great one I wanted to point out:

Lucas asks, "Where's your baby?" "I just pop 'em," says Sami, "After that, they're on their own."

And then there was the awful spector of even MORE Chloedan:

Daniel bumps into Chloe at the hospital…We go right back to where we started this episode, so reread the first paragraph for details if you can stomach it, or if you've run out of Ipecac.

Reread MY first comment above. LOLOL

My biggest laugh of the morning had to be the final picture – flogging in lieu of watching any more of the tiresome rehash between Chloe & Dan. I’m next!

6:51 AM  
Anonymous Bulldog said...

"Daniel grabs her and sucks her in for more...Daniel slurps... Chloe slurps back...they become one gooey mass...Daniel performs a tonsillectomy.." Eww! EWW! Prevuze, so graphic in the a.m. I hope my breakfast stays down. Of course it IS better than actually watching it. HAHAHAHA

EJ must have identical brain cells to Lucas if he doesn't get at least a little suspicious of Nicole's bizarre behavior soon.

Kate's going to butt out. Then it's her remaining life's mission to guide her "children". Then she's going to butt out. I'M WITH YOU, APPLECHEEKS, BRING ON THE FLOGGING!!!

LOVED that picture and the separated at birth. Excellent Prevuze today. :D

8:14 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Hopefully, Marlena moved all her money into Swiss banks where she doesn’t have to worry about nationalization of the banking industry.

Careful. Prevuze has lots of readers. You're liable to cause the stock market to hit another low with hints of nationalization – must have laissez faire business practices in order to bring the stock market back. (Prevuze – The best pro-big-business right-wing conservative blog on the Internet®).

Why is Melanie even dealing with Titan or DiMera Enterprises? Shouldn’t she be peddling the project to Exxon/Mobile?

The running dog capitalists at Exxon/Mobil would then just suppress the technology so they can continue to soak the people for more money with excessive oil profits. (Prevuze – The best ultra left-wing liberal commie pinko blog on the Internet®).

8:42 AM  
Blogger Prevuze said...

Eww! EWW! Prevuze, so graphic in the a.m. I hope my breakfast stays down. Of course it IS better than actually watching it. HAHAHAHA

Tell me about it. I had to watch.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok I just watched todays episode. Can any one NOT feel the electricity when AS and JS are on the screen. They rock. They are hot hot hot. Niho needs to slide into a hole. Niho looks good on screen by herself but when put next to AS, Ali tops the charts. She has that natural beauty. I am sooo glad As is back. As beautiful as ever. She looks absolutely fantasic. Even after giving birth four weeks ago.. Now I can look forward to watching DOOL again. Sorry all of the Nicole and EJ fans. Sami and Ej are what makes DOOL and always will be.

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll be so glad when this love triangle with Miss No Personality is over with. I'm suffering from Maybeline overexposure. Was Chloe a hawk in a former life?
Enough Chloe bashing. Here's my observation for the day....
Sami standing in the rumpus room snapping at Nicole. She has her hand ON the babys crib and is asking if Nicole had her baby. Uh,,,Sam...look to your immediate right into that crib you have your hand on.
Now, let's move on from pouty spoiled rotten Stephanie and the most devout Sister Chloe No Personality and get to answering some of these long lost story lines, ok?

8:39 PM  

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