Wednesday, February 04, 2026

It Doesn't Work That Way

If Gwen could gain a few pounds she could use that dress next Halloween as a Michelin Tire Man costume. #DAYS

If none of the guys in the crypt could get phone service or wifi, how was the camera in there transmitting its signal? #DAYS

Protip for Gwen: When someone serves you a summons, you're not allowed to shove it back at him and say,. "I don't want it." It doesn't work that way. #DAYS

Protip II for Gwen: Tearing up a summons doesn't invalidate it. It doesn't work that way. #DAYS

Phillip and Gabi are heading for sun, sand, and surf in Miami. When he goes swimming Phillip has to cover his artificial leg in Saran Wrap. #DAYS

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