The Booty Call Smorgasbord

Chad returns to Salem looking completely different after having months of plastic surgery so Thomas can’t recognize him and he can go back to being with Cat. #DAYS

Leo: “How can I write 1,200 words on the sanitation department with Javi canoodling around with his new boyfriend?” Personally, I’d use a computer. Alternatively you could use a typewriter or longhand. You’ll figure it out. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: “I’m about to be handsomely solvent and comfortably flush.” Leo: “I don’t know about handsomely solvent, but most turds are comfortably flushed.” #DAYS

Kristen and Lani reconnect… and compare notes on what it’s like to be an alumnus of Statesville. #DAYS

Tate tells Brady he’s not going back to Salem University. Maybe he wants a degree from an accredited school. #DAYS

Xander: “If Gwen isn’t living at the DiMera Mansion, spending so much time with her isn’t quite as appealing.” Translation: The Booty Call unlimited smorgasbord becomes more of a pick-and-choose take-out situation. #DAYS