Celibacy Sucks

Apparently there is an entire wing of Salem Hospital they haven't been using. Geez, if they would open that up they could handle more than one patient at a time. #DAYS

Xander: "I can't forgive Sarah. The betrayal was too great." Looks like it's time for another session with Marlena. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "Can I interrupt you while you're writing?" Stephanie: "God no! The main character in my next book is about to lose her virginity." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "Let's celebrate your book's success by doing what your main character did on page 87." Stephanie: "EJ wants me to meet him ASAP." Alex: "I can be quick." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "When it comes to you and Cat, how do you feel?" Chad: "I feel… that celibacy sucks." #DAYS

Stephanie: "This hospital is steeped in tradition." And they have the bodies of their former patients to prove it. #DAYS

Alex: "Somebody bugged Phillip and Xander's office." Stephanie: "You mean like they put in a listening device." Well, he's not talking about infesting it with cockroaches. #DAYS