The Soapiest Soap Opera Episode Ever

Patch: "John never gives up." Oh yeah? The entire week is going to be dedicated to John giving up. #DAYS

Marlena to John: "The day you stole my heart is the day my life began." It was also the day they nearly broke the conference table romping on it. #DAYS

John has died so many times he should be used to it by now. #DAYS

My favorite memory of John is when Roman was Chris Kositchek and John was Roman. #DAYS

Shouldn't Bo be meeting Zack under the wheels of Chelsea's SUV? #DAYS

This episode is so maudlin I'm ready to trade places with John. Just make it quick. #DAYS

If you look closely you can see a tire track on Zack's forehead. #DAYS

#DOOL wins a "Soapy" for the sopiest soap opera episode ever. #DAYS