Relaxed About Sex

Next on #DOOL — Patch (on phone): "How's the city of light?" Chad: "You didn't take the time difference into account. It's midnight here, so the city of light is… dark." #DAYS

Brady says when he gets out of prison in 10 years Sarah will still be in a wheelchair. On #DOOL nobody stays in a wheelchair. There is a miracle around every corner. Sarah will probably be dancing as a Rockette. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: Is it hard to believe two people were not drinking at a bar?" Eric: "If it was a salad bar." #DAYS

There once was a girl named Abby
Her looks, they weren't too shabby
She went to Paree
Ate nothing but Brie
And Now she's getting too flabby.
#DAYS

Chad invites Holly to stay with him and FauxAbby. Since Holly is a virgin, maybe they can teach her something on their wedding night. #DAYS

Chad invites Holly to stay with him and FauxAbby. Hey, it's France. They're more relaxed about sex over there, so Chad and FauxAbs probably won't even have to close their door on their wedding night. #DAYS

Steve: "Who would have known that Kayla and I are not only husband and wife, but we're also father and daughter." Hey, it's #DOOL. It's possible. #DAYS

Fiona's house of cards is collapsing. #DAYS