Because I'm Wearing Clothes

Marlena: "I swear Rachael has grown several inches since I last saw her." She's been SORHISed* as well as SORASed. (*Soap Opera Rapid Height Increase Syndrome) #DAYS

Kristen: "I have a certain gift for getting myself out of jams." If you have a gift for getting yourself out of jams, doesn't that mean you also have a habit of getting yourself into jams in the first place? #DAYS

Kristen couldn't have murdered Chloe with that letter opener. It wasn't long enough to make it through her boobs all the way to her heart. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "Rachael doesn't need a therapist." Marlena: "Her mother sure does." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "You saw me practically-naked and Johnny saw you completely naked, so why can't I see you naked?" Ava: "Because I'm wearing clothes." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny knocks on Ava's door: "Are you decent?" Ava: "Yes." Johnny: "In that case, I'll come back later." #DAYS