Got My Virginity Back

Johnny flexes. Craig drools. They need to put a dancing pole in the middle of the town square. #DAYS

If Craig is so in love with his boyfriend why is he hanging around Salem instead of getting back to him? #DAYS

Ava to Rafe: "Everyone knows you're not a dirty cop." It's true. In Salem being an accomplice to attempted murder has been decriminalized. #DAYS

Rafe seems to be having an uncomfortable moment. #DAYS

NOTICE: For those of you who continue to rerun the scene of Johnny running around half naked, you're missing a decent episode. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "What can I do for you?" Nancy: "Craig has turned gay. How long would it take you to make him straight again?"

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "I cannot change a person's sexual orientation." Nancy: "Why not? The #DOOL writers seem to be able to do it. They changed Will, Sonny and Craig and they're trying to change Allie and Chanel." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — John: "How is it going with Chloe." Brady: "Not well. It's been so long since I got laid I think I've officially got my virginity back." #DAYS