A Sex Toy

Only in Salem is a conference table considered to be a sex toy. #DAYS

Don't EVER tell Kate anything is none of her business if you want any peace and quiet. #DAYS

"Mean-mean-mean" is Susan's trademark phrase. Kind of like Steve McGarrett saying, "Book 'em, Dano." or Jimmie Walker saying "Dyn-o-mite." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Marlena told me to come to the office, throw you on the conference table and have sex." Chloe: "Doesn't Marlena know you can have sex somewhere besides a conference table?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chloe: "That conference table has seen a lot of action." Brady: "I'm sure it's seen more action than I have lately." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Susan put her hand on Ciara's stomach and what happened then caused Susan to scream and back off." DevilMar: "I think a little GasX would take care of that." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe to Nicole: "What happened between us wasn't because of what happened to Carmine. It was because you're a tramp and I'm a lecherous horn dog." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chloe: "You have a way of getting things out of me." Brady: "What I really want is a way to get something into you." #DAYS