Stradivarius

I can't wait to see who commits adultery today. It looks like Chanel thinks Eli might be a candidate. #DAYS

Jan: "As a tax-paying citizen…" How much tax do you have to pay when you're in a coma? #DAYS

In a town full of crackpots, Jan stands out as a pot that is so cracked, like Humpty Dumpty all the king's horses and all the kings me couldn't put her back together again. #DAYS

Just call Jack Stradivarius because Gwen is playing him like a fiddle. #DAYS