Eliminates Any Confusion

Banned in the United States:

On dirait que Ben a une maladie pulmonaire noire. Marlena suggère de le faire vérifier. Il devrait vraiment. Après tout… les poumons noirs comptent. #JOURS

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Marlena says she feels lucky and blessed everyone is doing so well… except for Ben who has run out of lungs to cough up. #DAYS

Sami says she was dropped by her lawyer – her loving sister. Lucas walks in and announces himself as her loving ex-husband. With Sami, we use the term "loving" loosely. #DAYS

Protip: If you walk into a murder scene, don't pick up the gun and shoot the victim even if he's dead. One might think this leads to confusion on the part of the authorities, but it really doesn't. It eliminates any confusion that you are the murderer. #DAYS