SUH-PRISE, SUH-PRISE!

Steve notes switching paternity tests has happened before in Salem.
Heck, in Salem what he calls "the black art of test-switching" is a
craft table exhibit at the county fair. #DAYS

Steve: "I took your DNA to prove you couldn't be that baby's father." To
quote Gomer Pyle, "SUH-PRISE, SUH-PRISE!" #DAYS