Consu-Gay-Ted

Will might have his memory back but I'll bet he can't remember all Marlena's husbands. That would be like reciting all the digits to pi down to the very last one. #DAYS

Eric: "There is nothing going on with Sarah and me." No thanks to Sarah. #DAYS

Rex refuses to call Sarah a slut… because that would be an insult to sluts everywhere. #DAYS

In other words, Sonny and Leo's marriage has never been consu-gay-ted. #DAYS