Not A Resounding Endorsement

JJ goes through Gabi's purse. Related scientific fact: Going through women's purses led scientists to prove black holes really do exist. #DAYS

Kate accuses Abby of shoving her. Abby says she has no proof of that. Maybe Kate wears a body-cam. In fact she could have an entire TV studio hidden in the folds of that blouse. #DAYS

I'm confused. Why don't they just wheel Hattie out and wheel Marlena in? #DAYS

Maybe between Lucas and Bonnie the judge could just award the baby to the person who had the shortest prison sentence. #DAYS

John: "Hattie's a ticking time bomb." Not exactly a resounding endorsement for why Roman should hook up with her. #DAYS