Two Patches

Steve should be wearing two patches instead of those glasses. #DAYS

Dr. Laura falls, hits her head and brings out her alter Gabby. Whenever I fall like that it brings out some idiot with Tourette's Syndrome who cusses a blue-streak.

Eli: "Life rarely goes according to plan." Statistics show there is a greater chance of that happening when you don't use protection during your one-night-stands. Hope is not the best strategy for family planning. #DAYS

Take a drink every time Patch says, "You don't have to worry about me," or "I'm going to be fine." #DAYS

Kayla walks into Lani's room: "Sorry to keep you waiting." Great acting that's exactly what a real doctor would say — every time. #DAYS