Number One

 

Ciara wonders how they could use excessive force on Hope. Easy—point their guns at her and blast away. #DAYS

 

Ciara wonders how dense Claire is. Let's put it this way: She makes platinum look like gauze. #DAYS

 

Hope is public enemy number one. At least she's number one at something.  #DAYS

A Two-Dollar Hooker At A Salem U Frat Party

 

Minimized

JJ asks Jennifer what she is doing there. Jennifer needs to be any place except where she works. #DAYS

 

Gabi's chance with Chad was minimized by the fact that, however trivial, even in Salem a wedding ring has some meaning. #DAYS

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your Official Souvenir Photo

Did you notice they never showed a really good picture of Daniel with Nicole today? Prevuze to the rescue—here's your official souvenir photo #DAYS

Does It Get Any Soapier?

Note to Justin: Getting bail is not winning. Getting acquitted is winning. #DAYS

 

Chloe hates Deimos; Nicole loves Deimos. Chloe's baby is really Nicole's child. Does it get any soapier? #DAYS

 

Chloe flings the door open and there's Nicole. See, Chloe, that's what those little peepholes are for in hotel room doors. #DAYS

Daniel Returns

 

In Memory Of Dr. Cop-A-Feel

 

Death, Destruction And DOOL's Fate

 

Coinkydink

Odds Hope will live are 50-50: There is a 50% chance she will live and a 50% chance she won't die. #DAYS

 

Eric to Hope: "You killed a monster. I killed a saint." Hmmm… I didn't know "Thou shalt not kill" applied only to saints. #DAYS

 

Protip for Anne: "When seeking a job, don't use words like "coinkydink." #DAYS

The Bayeux Tapestry

Somehow Sonny and Chad don't come off as the ruthless crime-boss tycoons Stefano and Victor were. #DAYS

 

Roman tells Nicole her situation is serious. When is being under arrest for attempted murder not serious? #DAYS

 

A battle of wits between Belle and Chloe is like an old western duel with empty guns. #DAYS

 

Belle to Chloe: "Your past is as checkered as Nicole's." Checkered? It's the frickin' Bayeux Tapestry. #DAYS

 

Myron says Abby was nice to him. In Abby's world being nice to a guy means not setting him on fire. #DAYS

Zack's Eyes

Belle and Claire: Cut from the same mold. Only Belle is a little moldier. #DAYS

 

Claire doesn't like being called a princess. I guess she won't be satisfied until she reached the queen level. #DAYS

 

Chad: "Are you having bad dreams?" Arianna shakes her head no. I think the kid missed the line. Chad recovers, accuses her of fibbing. #DAYS

 

Abe: "My eyes are on you." Actually, they're Zack's eyes transplanted into Abe. #DAYS

Breaking Out Of Statesville

Rafe tells Carrie he wants to get his mind off of things. Something that small ought to be pretty easy to move. #DAYS

 

Dario tells the goon to snap Deimos' neck.  I'm guessing the goon isn't a chiropractor. #DAYS

 

Carrie: "Breaking out of Statesville… who does that?" My guess is it would be anyone who can pull it off." #DAYS

Rafe Clears His Mind

 

But Who's Counting?

 

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

 

The "Male Announcer"

 

He Wants More Than Forgiveness

Eduardo begs Kate to forgive him. I think he wants more than forgiveness. #DAYS

 

Chad: "In order to broker peace we have to start being honest with each other." So much for peace. #DAYS

 

"Deimos has no soul," says Saint Chloe. #DAYS

Be Afraid... Be Very Afraid

Hope: "How did you get out of prison?" Eric: "That's a story for another time." Translation: The writers haven't thought it up yet." #DAYS

 

JJ can't talk to his mom about his business but has no problem sharing all the sordid details about his one-night-stand with Lani. #DAYS

 

Abby predicts an old flame will be rekindled for Sonny. When Abby says anything about fire, be afraid… be very afraid. #DAYS

 

Alana hates seeing an ambulance down there. It's 39 stories, babe… you don't have to worry about needing an ambulance. #DAYS

Carrie Saves The Day

 

Exorcism

When Theo mentioned Ciara for a second there I thought we were going to have to call for an exorcism for Claire. #DAYS

 

Claire's motto: "You can never be too rich or too thin or take too many selfies." #DAYS

 

Valerie: "I know this is none of my business…" When you hear that in Salem it is ALWAYS followed by the word "BUT." #DAYS

 

The Torch Has Been Passed

André vs. Deimos, as opposed to Victor vs. Stefano. The torch has been passed to a new generation. #DAYS

 

Before telling Nicole about Holly Chloe needs time to think.  At the rate she thinks Nicole will learn when she's in a retirement home. #DAYS

Nicole's Pick

 

Let's Do The Time Warp Again

 

Rock Of Death

Salem's "Rock of Death," also known as the "Jan Spears Memorial Rock."

WOW

Anna: "We have rights! We're American citizens." That might have a little meaning if they were in the US. #DAYS

Carrie and Austin! And Anna! Together on #DAYS!

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Kayla says all the search will find is some chowdah… which probably belongs in the dumpster with Hope. #DAYS

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

Row, row, row your boat

gently down the stream

If guilty Hope gets out of jail

I'm sure that I will scream.

Contrite As Hell

Abby wants to be alone with Chad. Chad suggests going to dinner.  I don't think that's what Abs had in mind. #DAYS

 

André: "I will be as contrite as hell." I don't think you find a lot of contrition in hell. #DAYS

 

Anna escaped from being trapped on an island and went to Prague? #DAYS

A Very Formal Affair

 

Stunned

Jade thinks the docs just want to poke around her to run up the bill.  Call me a cynic but I think she's on to something. #DAYS

 

Joey is stunned that a life can just disappear — you know, like Ava's life disappeared. #DAYS

 

Hope says Coco's old man could have chosen not to commit a crime to stay out of prison.  Hope could have made the same choice. #DAYS

The Solution

 

Bugging People

 

Happily One-Night After

 

Get A Room

 

Understatement Of The Century

JJ deserves the promotion — He's one of the few SPD cops who hasn't been involved in a murder. #DAYS

 

Chad says the love Abby has for Thomas is the "bond that can't be broken." — except for when she left and broke it. #DAYS

 

Valerie says Theo's admission is the understatement of the century. No, that's "Stefano may be alive but Hope still belongs in jail." #DAYS

RUH-ROH!

 

Nanoseconds

Kate: "Eduardo is the best man in my life in a long time." Kate measures time in nanoseconds. #DAYS

 

Nicole says she is discriminating. She discriminates against men who aren't ex-cons and wouldn't throw her under the bus for 10¢ #DAYS

 

Shouldn't Neil Diamond be singing Holly Holy as Nicole says goodbye? I'd be more sure of that if I knew what the hell the song means. #DAYS

The Good Times

The good times... Few and far between in Salem but they do exist.

Encyclopedia Moronica

In the news: Yesterday two infamous murderers were rushed from their prison cells to a hospital — Charles Manson and Hope Brady. #DAYS

 

The whole Hope-Rafe-Stefano story line would make a great article in the Encyclopedia Moronica. #DAYS

 

Nicole claims she's suffering from "baby envy." I, OTOH, am suffering from "quality drama envy." #DAYS

The Tease

Men — They're only good for one thing...

Quite The Ladies' Man

Rafe says he wouldn't want to be anywhere except in prison with Hope.  He should be there… only in the men's cell block. #DAYS

 

JJ is quite the ladies' man.  It seems he has no trouble pissing them all off. #DAYS

 

Hope thinks she's not a murderer since she didn't kill Stefano. I'll Bet the guy she killed thinks she's a murderer. #DAYS

Rafe Didn't Have A Clue