Sadder But Wiser Girls

Deimos: "I want to handle my own resurrection." Only on #DAYS

 

Belle wants to take things slow. According to the Guy Manual taking things slow means removing her clothes, not ripping them off. #DAYS

 

If Kate wants Lucas help running Titan where she wants to run it must be into the ground. #DAYS

 

Hey, Shawn, be careful fighting Phillip. An artificial leg can be used as a deadly weapon. #DAYS

 

If situations like Chloe's in now made sadder but wiser girls, Chloe would be the wisest gal in Salem. #DAYS

Financial Wizard Rafe

 

Absolute Zero

Blanca to Rafe: "It's too hot to think." for Rafe, it's too hot to think at absolute zero. #DAYS

 

Blanca: "You're sweet." Rafe: "Just honest." An honest accomplice to a murder, that is. #DAYS

 

What justifies Summer/Cindi killing Clark? He may have been a Bernard but he was no Saint... Bernard. #Rimshot #DAYS

Salem's Miss Congeniality 2016

Kate to André: "You are unlovable." Says Salem's Miss Congeniality, 2016. #DAYS

 

Maggie: "I promise Victor won't spoil your wedding." Translation: I can't wait to see Victor's antics at the wedding—if it happens. #DAYS

 

For a woman who can't use her legs Maggie did a great job of kicking Victor to the curb. #DAYS

Days Of Our Lives Ratings

Maybe if they required their writers to have a high school education... Just sayin'

Flesh Eating Bacteria

Kate says she doesn't want a murderer on staff. Too bad Roman doesn't feel the same way. #DAYS

 

Dr. Robinson is called away to tend to a highly delusional patient. How can anyone be more highly delusional than Abby? #DAYS

 

Chloe notes Kate tried to murder her. I wonder if she remembers Nicole served her up to some ravenous flesh-eating bacteria? #DAYS

Monkey Sex

 

Abby's Escape Plan

 

Capable

Paul says he wants to do something that means something.  Well, for God's sake he doesn't want to become a #DOOL writer. #DAYS

 

I think Victor is mellowing about Theresa... talking to Brady about her he did not once use the word "slut." #DAYS

 

Roman tells Rafe that Hope is capable of taking care of herself. She's capable of something else... murder. #DAYS

Frugality

 

Abby Enters The Twilight Zone

 

Precedence

Roman doesn't want Rafe & Hope's romance in the office. Hey, clear the conference table and go at it. There's precedence on this show. #DAYS

 

If Rafe had a pair he'd tell Hope to make up her mind or get lost.  And by pair, I mean IQ points. #DAYS

 

Aiden sends flowers, Rafe gives her ice cream.  I don't know about Hope but with me, ice cream wins. #DAYS

BINGO!

Ben says Abby can never escape her.  And apparently the viewers can never escape the Ben-Abby melodrama. #DAYS

 

Jennifer says Abby is a tough little girl. And by little girl she means she has the mentality of a toddler. Apologies to all toddlers. #DAYS

 

Chad: "Abigail is not thinking straight." BIN-GO! #DAYS

 

Dario: "I like a challenge." Then he shouldn't be chasing a gal as easy as Nicole. #DAYS

Abby's Halloween Costume

 

When Plastic Surgery Fails

Next on #DOOL — Abby's plastic surgery goes very, very wrong. #DAYS

The Psych Ward Prankster

 

Phantom Of The Soap Opera

 

Abby's New Career

 

Breaking News

 

Pregnant Or Rich

Staff tells Chad his wife has been French fried then run off. Salem wasn't the place where they put the 'care' in 'healthcare.' #DAYS

 

Justin: "The police are asking all the right questions." Victor: "That would be novel." Dang! Victor beats me to the punch again. #DAYS

 

From the Guy Manual: "When she says, 'Let's set a date to get married right away,' she's either pregnant or you're rich." #DAYS

The DOOL Name-Game

 

Deverauxitis

Chad asks Ciara why she can't sleep. Probably because she's interested in someone older—a disease now known in Salem as Deverauxitis. #DAYS

 

Ciara says if anyone loved her half of what Abby loved Chad she'd be in heaven. I guess that didn't apply to poor Theo. #DAYS

 

Kate tosses Phillip out. Don't worry, she has a detailed spreadsheed showing the disownment status of each of her offspring. #DAYS

Blanca

This gal would be compatible with Rafe. Her name is Blanca and so is his mind. #DAYS

 

Apparently the Kiriakis mansion doesn't have a security system. #DAYS

 

Chloe says she can't be with Deimos because she has a son... and he's so young he hasn't even been SORASED yet. #DAYS

Hell Hath No Fury

 

947,813,215 to 1

Steve says he was hoping to get home before the Summer Olympics. Bet we'd never have heard that if the Olympics weren't on NBC. #DAYS

 

Joey declines an espresso. Steve says he couldn't get a Green Slime Smoothie.  Is he talking about a drink or half the guys in Salem? #DAYS

 

Kayla screams they have to do something. She's doing something... I believe it's called panicking. #DAYS

 

Vegas odds are 947,813,215 to 1 that Dirk is going down. #DAYS

Untraceable

Kate guarantees the cash she paid Aiden is untraceable.  Wait until he finds out she paid him with Confederate bills. #DAYS

 

Hope left town to think things through. Rafe does so little thinking he can stay in town to do it. #DAYS

 

Roman tells Kate with the blood he can prove there was a scuffle. I guess the video of the scuffle wasn't enough for him. #DAYS

 

Kate now has two "husbands" who were killed on her wedding day and returned from the dead: Deimos and Roman. #DAYS

Blanks

Just like Nick, Deimos has floated into an obscure part of the Salem River so he can shock us all when he comes back to life. #DAYS

 

Kate: "Love makes fools of us all." That's why everyone in Salem falls in love. #DAYS

 

Roman wants Nicole to fill in the blanks. Referring, I assume to his and Rafe's minds. #DAYS

One More Notch On Her Bedpost

Wow. The baby playing Tate was in agony. No children were hurt in the filming of this episode? #DAYS

 

Nicole resists Deimos. Why should it matter? One more notch on her bedpost and she could use it for a toothpick. #DAYS

 

Don't know why Summer and Dario kept claiming, "We can't do this." It looked to me like they sure knew how. #DAYS