It's All About Priorities

 

That Ridiculous Hat

Victor wonders why Caroline isn't at the hospital. Maybe she hasn't had her weekly stroke yet. #DAYS

 

Stefano tells Aiden to "listen and behave." Two skills sorely lacking in Salem. #DAYS

 

Hope says Rafe will crack the serial killer case. Maybe... in the sense that "crack" means "destroy." #DAYS

 

Personally if I were a cop I'd pick Chad up just for wearing that ridiculous hat. #DAYS

 

I sympathize with Caroline. I stood in front of a mirror and cried like that after my last haircut that didn't go so well. #DAYS

Spiffy

Chad DiMera and Gabby Hayes: trend-setters. #DAYS

DA Du Jour

#DOOL Rule #471: Anyone the DA du jour thinks is guilty... isn't. #DAYS

Aiden warns the cops not to shoot first and ask questions later. Unfortunately the SPD isn't smart enough to ask questions. #DAYS

Patch wonders how Claudia got her tattoo.  Uh, just a wild guess but... tattoo artist? #DAYS

Welcome back Andre! A blast from the past — Andre in drag. (Accompanying story at: bit.ly/1QDgA1a) #DAYS

Priceless

Suspenseful music and slo-mo at the start. It was almost too much for me. Marlena thinking it was Chad: Priceless. #DAYS

 

Rafe discovers Marlena and spits out an expletive — probably because she's still alive. #DAYS

 

How could Jennifer speak well enough to say Clyde might not be at the wedding with her foot lodged so far in her mouth? #DAYS

A Guide For The Faithful Gal

Abby could write an article, "The Guide for the Faithful Gal," consisting of one sentence: "Don't do what I do." #DAYS

 

Both Ben and Chad should dump Abby but that would just release her back into the sea of innocent unsuspecting men. #DAYS

 

Marlena notes Ben knows wedding etiquette. More than he knows about what Abby is up to. #DAYS

 

Abby says she knows Chad is stubborn and headstrong... and has terrible taste in women. #DAYS

The Blame Game – Adrienne’s Rules

The Sadder But Wiser Girl

Wise... not so much.

Hooker To Hooker

Kate knows what Eve will be missing. If Eve's like Kate that would be many opportunities to disown her own child. #DAYS

 

Eve and Kate talk — hooker to hooker. #DAYS

 

Eve wonders how Eddie could abandon so many kids — Because he kept finding women stupid enough to sleep with him, for one thing. #DAYS

The Prevuze Hotline

Time for Days of Our Lives. Call the Prevuze Hotline at (800) WTF-GMAB Now!

Space Cadet

Think Hope might dump Aiden and hook up with Rafe? Maybe—In Salem SnapChat messages last longer than the average relationship. #DAYS

 

Today's Bicentennial Moment is just an observation that Caroline is acting like she was there at the founding. #DAYS

 

Joey notes that Steve & Kayla are on their own planet. He can still get to them, though, because that kid is one space cadet. #DAYS

Just Plain Crap

Gabi is glad they didn't give up on her. Why would you ever give up on a murderer? #DAYS

 

Abby insists the stuff they send wedding guests home with isn't swag. Right... it's usually just plain crap. #DAYS

 

Abby says it's traditional for the bride's family to pay. It's also traditional for the bride to limit herself to one guy. #DAYS

To Avoid Confusion

Quadribilligazillionaire

Patch says he discovered Bo hasn't been working as an agent; Bo must be the Jennifer Horton of the ISA. #DAYS

 

Pro-bono is one thing but if I were Marlena I'd be charging a DiMera a boatload for this informal session. #DAYS

 

Aiden breaks in. Here at the Prevuze compound we have a security system. You mean quadrabilligazillionaire Stefano doesn't have one? #DAYS

Celebrating 50 Years

It's hard to rewrite history when there is a video record of everything for the past 50 years, but #DOOL somehow manages to do it. #DAYS

 

Abby takes naïve to a new level thinking Ben had the best of intentions when tracking her like a perverted creep. #DAYS

 

#DOOL is celebrating its 50th year... of John trying to figure out who the hell he is. #DAYS

Abandon Hope

A Walking Lightning Rod

It's hard to believe but Justin is coming off as being dumber than Rafe. #DAYS

 

Fashion statement: With all those chains Abby's a walking lightning rod. #DAYS

 

JJ threatens to lock Jennifer in her room and never let her out. Now THAT'S a story line I could get into. #DAYS

REEEEEEE-JECTED!

Face it, Lucas, you've been REEEEEEE-JECTED! #DAYS

 

Guy Manual Protip: When she starts with, "I can't say how wonderful you've been..." you're toast. #DAYS

 

If John isn't a DiMera, what should we call Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-DiMera-Black-DiMera-Black? #DAYS

Bo's Bath

If I were Bo, I'd demand a rinse and conditioner first.

A Neon Sign

I see Marlena is modeling her Halloween outfit today. She'll be going as a neon sign. #DAYS

 

Hope to Aiden: "We're going to be a family." That's not always a good thing. The Mansons were a family. #DAYS

 

Rafe says he can't imagine going through something like Eve is experiencing. I guess he forgot about losing Arianna. #DAYS

Why Is Space A Vacuum?

Why is space a vacuum? Because of the way Rafe is sucking up to Roman. #DAYS

 

Paige sure has a rosy complexion for someone who was strangled. #DAYS

 

Ahhh... no Will today. A day without Will is like a day without sunshine in the Mojave dessert with fire ants crawling all over you. #DAYS

A Sensible Non-Brutal Murder

Who flipped the go-crazy switch on in Justin's brain? #DAYS

 

OMG! That prisoner is Bo! I was positive it was Edmond Dantès. #DAYS

 

Abby thinks Chad wouldn't commit a senseless, brutal murder. Is there such a thing as a sensible non-brutal murder? #DAYS

Bo's Big Decision

A Coincidence

James Dean Rebel Teen Angst

I really like how they're saving money using the old JJ/Jennifer James-Dean-rebel-teen-angst scripts with Joey and Kayla. #DAYS

 

Did John "Love 'Em And Leave 'Em" Black pack his bags before or after he talked Marlena into bed? #DAYS

 

interesting they never show Bo's face. You don't suppose the actor is a stand-in, do you? Nah. #DAYS

Bo's Diet

Pick A Little, Talk A Little

Don't be critical that Rafe was asleep at his desk.  When he's asleep is when he does his best work. #DAYS

 

Fashion statement: Patch changed leather jackets. The other one was 2 sizes too small. This one's 2 sizes too big. #DAYS

 

Maggie, Caroline, Julie, Kayla, Hope: "Pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, cluck a little..." #DAYS

Chad's Sense Of Value

The Little Pink Pill

Seems to me JJ could take Clyde or at least give him a run for his money. #DAYS

 

Justin vs. Rafe: DA vs. DA... District Attorney vs. Dumb Ass. #DAYS

 

Adrienne tells Lucas she doesn't have the stamina she used to. Good thing the FDA just approved the little pink pill. #DAYS

The Eve-Jennifer Slapfest

An Oxymoron

Kyle tests JJ's loyalty. Let's hope that works out better for JJ than testing his intelligence. #DAYS

 

LISTEN UP, MEN OF SALEM! THE NEXT GUY WHO BREAKS UP A CATFIGHT ON #DOOL GETS IT! #DAYS

 

Abe says he just came from an exciting city council meeting. Isn't "exciting city council meeting" an oxymoron? #DAYS

Jennifer's Bible vs. Eve's Bible

Jennifer and Eve have a Bible smackdown.