Double Your Pleasure

Stephanie is suffering from MLTA (Morose Laconic Teenage Angst) Syndrome. It would look a lot better for her if she was a teenager. #DAYS

Jada will be living with Shawn while she diddles around with Theo. Her motto is "Double your pleasure, double your fun, get yourself two dudes instead of just one. #DAYS

Leo to Kayla: "You know what's worse than a broken heart?" Listening to you ramble on and on about your mood swings? #DAYS

I"m with Patch. I don't think real police departments let people confront their attackers in an interrogation room, ESPECIALLY without a police officer present. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Shawn: "I know you're disappointed in me and I won't be upset if you suspend me." Jada: "I'm not going to suspend you." Shawn: "That's really generous of you." Jada:"Not really. I'm too short staffed to suspend anyone right now." #DAYS

Jada says she's not going to suspend Shawn but, even worse, his conduct during the shooting will go on his… dum-da-dum-dum… permanent record. #DAYS