Stephanie the Strumpet
Stephanie the Strumpet… known affectionately as Steph the Strump, runs into Alex. Is it his day for a romp already or is Chad just unavailable? #DAYS
So Patch is going to commit a crime to get sent to prison so he can kill Orpheus. His plan might get him into prison but it sure isn't going to get him into Mensa. #DAYS
Roman: "You know how security at that prison is… you can't just walk in with a weapon." No, but apparently you can walk in with a bottle of booze. #DAYS
Stop sniveling, Alex, there are other floozies in the alley. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "I lost my virginity at eighteen and now I'm having sex with every guy I come across in an effort to find it." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "Why did you get sent to hell?" Nick: "For losing my virginity to my girlfriend's mom. That's really frowned upon upstairs." #DAYS
So Patch is going to commit a crime to get sent to prison so he can kill Orpheus. His plan might get him into prison but it sure isn't going to get him into Mensa. #DAYS
Roman: "You know how security at that prison is… you can't just walk in with a weapon." No, but apparently you can walk in with a bottle of booze. #DAYS
Stop sniveling, Alex, there are other floozies in the alley. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "I lost my virginity at eighteen and now I'm having sex with every guy I come across in an effort to find it." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "Why did you get sent to hell?" Nick: "For losing my virginity to my girlfriend's mom. That's really frowned upon upstairs." #DAYS
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