Fools Rush In

Next on #DOOL – Sonny: "We've got a lot to do before the wedding." Will: "Yeah, like make sure our moms are doing all the work." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Eric: "The church says I can't marry a harlot."  Nicole: "Then you can forget marrying anyone in Salem." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "Fools rush in." Eric: "If that's true, we should get married today." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Rory: "I delivered pizzas to Dr. Dan." JJ: "That's the closest you'll ever come to having a career in medicine." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "Theresa is trying to take you down."  Brady: "I know, but she keeps giving me rain checks." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – JJ: "Bev and I... we really didn't go anywhere." Jennifer: "Maybe if you took her somewhere she'd like you more." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Maggie: "Alcohol is ruining your life." Brady: "I'll drink to that." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Theresa: "Where do you get off telling me what to do?"  Daniel: "In Salem... butting in is what we do here." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Caroline: "Why are you asking me to speak at your wedding>" Will: "You can't remember anything, so you'll keep it short." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Kohn: "I'm going to make this short and sweet." Eric: "With you, the shorter, the sweeter." #DAYS

Operation Jennifer

Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "Nicole, you'll be at our next party.  You can't buy entertainment like your meltdown at the last one." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "Tell me about 'Operation Jennifer.'" Anne: "I would but that would spoil all your fun... and mine." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Sonny: "Invite Nick?" Abby: "Sure: something old, something new, something borrowed, something eeeuwwwwwwww." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Eric: "Life's moving like a rocket." Father Joe: "With Nicole it's moving more like the proverbial handbasket to hell." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Father Joe: "Are you talking about a physical relationship?"  Eric: "Nicole does all the talking about that." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "What? You don't have a snarky comeback for me?" Anne: "No. Who do you think I am, Prevuze?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Maggie: "What are you doing?" Brady: "I guess I’m having a conversation with the town busybody." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Nicole: "There was a little wine, kissing, skin..." Daniel: "That's seduction." Nicole: "Yeah. Hashtag #Fail." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Liam: "Lunch?"  Theresa: "Are you buying?" Liam: "More than lunch, I hope." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "I don't want to cause a problem at Sonny and Will's wedding... I'll wait until the reception." #DAYS

Breaking News

Seen on the golf course this morning.  We named them EJ and Abby.

Spoiled Brats

Next on #DOOL – Abby: "End it with this girl before you ruin your life." JJ: "I was just going to ask her out for coffee." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "I have a soft spot in my heart for the pub." Gabi: "Why?"  Nick: " This is where I got ptomaine for the first time." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Maxine: "NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE!" Abe: "Great. Now we've gone from rotten party to a hostage situation." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Liam's sicko fantasies are cured when he realizes it's Jennifer he's fantasizing about. #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Sami: "We found the road back to each other."  EJ: "Yes. Even though I took a small detour down Abby Lane." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Daniel: "What's up with Aiden and Hope?" Jennifer: "Their patience for each other." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Nick: "You're beautiful on the outside and inside." Gabi: "I'll bet you have cliches like that for all the girls." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Maxine: "Some people here are acting like spoiled brats." Daniel: "Which ones?" Maxine: "Everyone except me." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Sami: "Oh, boy, a date night.  What would be fun?" EJ: "Given our relationship, I'd say not killing each other." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Jennifer: "Nicole only acts like this when she's really hurt." Eric: "Alcohol must hurt her a lot." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Eric: "Let's take it one day at a time." Nicole: "How long?" Eric: "All the Days of our..." Nicole: "Don't say it." #DAYS

Sneaking Around... Fooling Around...

Sami wonders why EJ is sneaking around.  Sneaking around... fooling around... big difference. #DAYS

 

Sami had better keep the other secret from Adrienne. She'd be more efficient than the NSA at invading privacy. #DAYS

 

Jennifer updates Maxine: "I will be out of my office." Where have I heard that before?" #DAYS

 

Sami: "Abby is very close with my kids." Surprise... she's closer with your fiancée. #DAYS

The Wages Of Sin

Sami has EJ trapped like a rat in a rain barrel when, in fact, he's a rat in a hospital lounge. #DAYS

 

Maxine stops Sami from discovering EJ. Cheesy plot point. #DAYS

 

Daniel, Jennifer said yes to inviting Eric and Nicole. That wasn't your signal to "talk about it." #LetSleepingDogsLie #DAYS

 

The sensitive subject material in today's show was all about E-D; and I'm not talking about a guy named Ed. #DAYS

 

Cowering EJ winds up dangling on a ledge high above Salem. It's the fate of many an unfaithful guy.  #DAYS

 

Jennifer and Daniel argue about who's the biggest liar.  Let's call it a draw. #DAYS

 

Nick tells Will that Gabi has a mind of her own.  The way she acts she keeps it in a jar filled with formaldehyde. #DAYS

 

EJ on the ledge wishing he had E-D. The wages of sin... #DAYS

 

What the hell is an attorney doing conducting an E-D clinic? #DAYS

Very Pregnant

Chase vs. Ciara: That had some potential before the adults ruined things and broke it up. #DAYS

 

Sami says she doesn't want to get in Adrienne's face.  I really enjoyed the exchange when they got in each others faces. #DAYS

 

Ouch. EJ plays the "you'll have to tell your mother and brother" card with Abby. #DAYS

 

Will noted that Abby is very sweet and very stubborn; not to mention possibly very pregnant. #DAYS

Half A Can Of Spray Paint

Abby prays that she's not pregnant, you know, to the same God whose laws she broke to get in this fix in the first place. #DAYS

 

Nicole's dress looks expensive but it's not. It only took half a can of spray paint to get it on her. #DAYS

 

Arthur is certainly quiet inside that cat-carrier. By now my cat would have screamed loud enough to rip the TV speakers. #DAYS

Nicole accuses Eric of following her. Eric says he was fooling around. I thought his Church didn't permit that before they're married. #DAYS

Squirm, EJ, Squirm

"Abigail has more than cupcakes in the oven." Great line, Sami. #DAYS

 

Sonny says everything will blow up in Nick's face.  I hope the explosion burns his whiskers off. #DAYS

 

The McGuffey's reader version of Sami telling EJ that Abby is pregnant: "See EJ. See EJ squirm. Squirm, EJ, squirm." #DAYS

 

Rafe's note says he wants to say goodbye the right way. Translation: "Let's get naked one last time." #DAYS

Groundbreaking Material

Nicole tells Eric they don't have to wait to have sex.  I'll bet she says that to all the guys... literally. #DAYS

 

Jennifer tells Daniel she's worried about a work thing that came up.  That right there should tip Daniel off that something's wrong. #DAYS

 

Liam wishes Daniel and Jennifer well. Translation: He wants them both at the bottom of one. #DAYS

 

Nicole turns the tables on Eric with the gal begging the guy to have sex.  Who says #DAYS never has groundbreaking material?

No Scruples, Morals, Common Sense or Judgment

Sami says she and EJ can't just leave everyone hanging. Which is literally how Sami will leave him after she finds out about Abby. #DAYS

 

Abby thinks she might have a stomach bug. I guess that's one thing you could call it. #DAYS

 

Sami wants everything in the rumpus room broken.  Last thing she broke there were her wedding vows when she was married to Rafe. #DAYS

 

Daniel: "Theresa has no scruples, morals, common sense or judgment."  Well, heck, nobody's perfect. #DAYS

Blood Sucking Vampire Zombie

No, #DOOL, you didn't fool me with Chyka's appearance in Nicole's dream. #DAYS

 

Marlena "Eric, you've lost your job... your home..." Your mind. #DAYS

 

Nicole wonders if Marlena said she was a blood sucking vampire zombie. Sorry, Nicole, she wasn't quite that complimentary. #DAYS

 

Eric says what he likes about Nicole is her passionate side. Translation: He hasn't been laid in years. #DAYS

That Was Her First Mistake

Hope wonders if Sami wants her kids to grow up to have values.  You know, to make up for Sami's lack of them. #DAYS

 

Nick tells EJ the two of them are similar.  Sort of like night and day or black and white are similar. #DAYS

 

Aiden tells Hope he can pick and choose when he works. Well, I guess he has something in common with Jennifer. #DAYS

 

Hope says she assumed Sami was the adult and Ciara was the child.  That was her first mistake. #DAYS

Inversely Proportional

Theresa says she had a great time last night.  It's always a barrel of laughs watching your date pass out on the couch. #DAYS

 

When Abby said nothing would taste good, was she insinuating she's sick... in the morning? #DAYS

 

Brady wonders if Theresa is hanging out with him because of his money. BINGO! #DAYS

 

Nick tells Gabi she's more beautiful than ever. With Gabi, beauty and brains are inversely proportional. #DAYS

The Big Guns

While waiting for Brady, Theresa brings out the big guns... In other words she unbuttons a couple buttons on her blouse. #DAYS

 

They really had me when Arianna ran out and greeted Gabi.  I thought it was  a new world SORASing record. #DAYS

 

Will insists he and Sami won't be having a double wedding.  Right... first of all that would take two weddings. #DAYS

 

Would somebody please step up to the plate and just kill Nick for real? #DAYS