A Snotty, Conniving Little Brat

Sarah's medical degree must be as forged as Phillip's letter because if she keeps this from her husband she doesn't have the mental ability to apply a band-aid. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "You've been in the DiMera tunnels all this time? Why?" Arnold/Rafe: "Because that's where EJ stores his booze." #DAYS

To save time later, I'm pre-announcing the impending divorce of Sarah and Xander. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "I have to go. I have a ton of work to do." Javi: "Metric ton or regular ton?" #DAYS

In case you missed the title of Holly's book, it's "Dating Cheaters for Dummies." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL —   Tate: "Holly and I are considering giving the baby up for adoption." Holly: "Why would anyone wan;t to give a baby up for adoption?" Tate: "Have you met Rachel?" #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Rachel goes into therapy with Marlena and successfully turns Marlena into a snotty, conniving little brat. #DAYS

Marlena to Leo: "Has Javi ever lived in Rochester? Does he have friends in Rochester? Has he ever talked to you about Rochester? Is he a Jack Benny fan?" If you get that one, you are really, really old. #DAYS

Brady's not about to give up on Ava. The guy hasn't been laid in forever and he doesn't want to miss a chance to get into those pants. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "You have saved me once again. How could I ever thank you?" Marlena: "You could pay me for a session sometime." #DAYS

Is Rachael running away? Could Brady and Kristen be so lucky? #DAYS