Head Over Heels

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "I can see why Julie fell head over heels for Doug." Maggie: "Right after Addie fell head over heels under that car." #DAYS

Why do they have to make every new character on #DOOL a shady creep. I guarantee years from now New Doug will be a treasured member of the family just like Old Doug. #DAYS

JJ wakes up "trapped" in bed with Gabi. This certainly couldn't lead to anything. Could it? Chad wakes up sharing a hotel room with Cat and having to comfort her because of her nightmare. This certainly couldn't lead to anything. Could it? #DAYS

If that's a pianist playing the background Christmas music in the pub I hope someone shoots him. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Roman: "Do you think this new Doug Williams is not who he says he is?" Hope: "Who in Salem is ever who they say they are?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "My brother has a good heart." Jennifer: "Then I hope he's an organ donor." #DAYS

When Jennifer decides to get rid of the slacks she's wearing she could send them to the Duchy of Dungistan to use for their new flag. #DAYS