Slobbering All Over Each Other

 I wonder how Chanel would feel if the tables were turned and she got to watch Johnny and some babe slobbering all over each other. #DAYS

Leo to Bonnie: "Soap opera characters meet, fall in love, whisper sweet little nothings in each other's ears, and have sex… he forgot about what comes next. They start hating each other and split up. #DAYS

I wonder if all the drama queens and kings working on Body and Soul represent a microcosm of what's going on behind the scenes at #DOOL. Silly me… of course it does. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Bonnie: "You're killing me off?" Roman: "Yes, and they're killing your Body and Soul character off, too." #DAYS

Simulated Sex

Alex to Stephanie: "I just wanted to stop by and say hi." And chat you up… and groom you… and start that delicate journey to what people refer to as "the next level." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "What's a little simulated sex between people?" Chanel: "We're acting. The key word is SIMULATED." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "When I look into your eyes I can see your soul." Stephanie: "Well, you're sure coming on to me hot and heavy." Alex: "That's because I can see more than your soul." #DAYS

The Old Poison Handshake Trick

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "Holly despises me. It won't last. She'll come around." Tate: "I was hoping she'd come across." #DAYS

When Xander finds out his mother is the one who hit Sarah – and he will – is he going to go after her like he's going after Brady? #DAYS

Brady falls for the old poison handshake trick. #DAYS

Holly: "I'm not talking with you about this, Tate." As she continues to prattle on. #DAYS

The Horizontal Hula

Next on #DOOL — Justin: "Bonnie is asking for 25% over scale." Kate: "My God, you mean she wants $15 an hour?" #DAYS

Kate Brady? Who is Kate Bra… oh, yeah. She has almost as many names as Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-Dimera-Black-Dimera/Johnson-Black
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Tate conveniently forgot to put his shirt on. The only question is whether it will be Holly or Sophia that shows up at his door. #DAYS

Holly: "Being desperate can make us do stupid things." Or, if you live in Salem you can do stupid things even without being desperate. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "How can I live the rest of my life when I'll be stricken with guilt." Eric: "Do what you always seem to do… get drunk." #DAYS

Fiona dances around the subject of her relationship with Brady, then Maggie discovers the dance was the horizontal hula. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "Xander does not have the right to take the law into his own hands." Brady: "I'm more worried about him taking a baseball bat into his hands." #DAYS

Fiona tells Maggie about her romp with Brady. Brady tells Eric he nailed Fiona. Wouldn't it be more efficient just to put is on a billboard in the town square? #DAYS

Brady: "Nothing kills romance quicker than paralyzing your lover's daughter-in-law." So monkey-sex is now romance? #DAYS

Holly shows up at Tate's place at the wrong time. Not only has he finally put his shirt on, but Sophia is there. #DAYS

A Knack For Pissing Women Off

Stefan calls Ava and asks for another chance to apologize. Translation: He's going to try a different strategy to get her back into bed. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — NewAbby finishes her vows: "...we get to spend the rest of our lives together." Chad: "That was almost right but you finished with, 'we get to spend all the days of our lives together.'" #DAYS

They certainly got Gabi checked into the hospital quickly. If this was real life she'd still be in a hallway outside the ER waiting on a gurney for the next three hours. #DAYS

Any lower-cut and shorter and Chanel's dress would meet in the middle. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "I have a knack for pissing women off. Especially the psychotic ones." Ava: "Not to mention the ones you cheat on." #DAYS

Stefan rescued Ava from certain death. How can she eeevvvveeeeerrr repay him? EJ saved Gabi's life. How can she eeevvvveeeeerrr repay him? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "EJ slept with Gabi. Does he really hate Stefan that much?" Johnny: "No. I think he's just a horn-dog." #DAYS

Help Me Even The Score

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "I know you have a naturally suspicious mind." Kristen: "Better a naturally suspicious mind than no mind at all." #DAYS

Stefan to Ava: "Gabi leads me two to one, so care to help me even the score?" Stefan sure knows how to sweep a gal off her feet. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Melinda: "This is your fault. You hired Connie." Gabi: "How was I to know she was a homicidal maniac?" Melinda: "She's such a nut case it was probably on her resumé." #DAYS

Patch to Clyde: "What is the connection to John Black and Abigail DiMera?" Heck, this is Salem. For all we know John will wind up being her father. #DAYS

Dr. Copafeel

If Salem has a City Manager, as Mayor Paulina doesn't have the power to fire the Commissioner, let alone wake the near-dead. #DAYS

Why didn't Melinda make some noise when Jada was at the door? She could bang on the headboard… make a squealing sound through her gag… a loud fart would have even done the trick. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — NewAbby: "You must be the guy they call Patch." Steve: "How did you know that?" NewAbby: "The Patch." #DAYS

Rafe wakes up. The really good news is that someone from Salem finally comes back without having amnesia. #DAYS

Connie: "There is a fine line between lust and hate."

Brady walks in as Fiona screams to Stefano's painting, "Brady is an innocent man." When will they learn… When will they learn?" #DAYS

When Eric talks to Holly about Daniel, he should also let her know his nickname was Dr. Copafeel. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "Are you sure you're up for your session with Marlena?" Sarah: "No. I'm going to cancel. I can fall to pieces on my own." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "I wish I hadn't told you about Eric Killing your dad." Holly: "That's OK. You know I'm still going to sleep with you." #DAYS

Great Boobs

Stefan: I blame Gabi for blowing up our marriage." EJ: "The only one to blame for blowing up your marriage is you." In Salem, "blame" is a commodity. #DAYS

The entire Hernandez family spent the night bedridden… Gabi for different reasons than Rafe. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL —  Ava and Stephan bump into each other. Stefan: "How are you doing?" Ava: "At the moment… celibate. How are you doing?" Stegan: "The same." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "You slept with your brother's wife. What were you thinking?" EJ: "I was thinking she had great boobs." #DAYS

It's just amazing how the hostages on #DOOL never have to go to the bathroom. #DAYS

Un-SORASing

Before you can jump into bed on #DOOL
Sparks must fly is the golden rule
Tate messed things up and there's hell to be paid
Holly will forgive and Tater-Tot gets laid.

Scenes we'd like to see: Sarah dies of her injuries. Brady is convicted of her murder. He sits in the electric chair as the warden prepares to throw the switch. The governor calls to grant clemency. Brady: "Tell that bastard to mind his own business." #DAYS

Holly tells Eric she's 17. If she's 17 it's a rare case of un-SORASing. #DAYS

If Holly is going to have such a strong opposition to impaired drivers, she might work on cleaning up her own mind-altering substance issues first. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Guilt-ridden Brady asks mob boss Ava to put out a hit on him. #DAYS

Timbuktu

John is certain there is more to the story than just Brady running over Sarah. He's either psychic or he's been reading future scripts. #DAYS

Sarah remembers. Fiona checks her phone to see if she can get a quick flight to Timbuktu. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "You know Eric. You know how he is." Holly: "Yes, not only is he a failure as a priest, he's also a bad driver." #DAYS

Brady is exasperated that Justin convinced EJ not to keep him in custody. Brady's single remaining brain cell must be working overtime. #DAYS

OH, THE ANGST! OH, THE GUILT!

Holly watches Sarah struggle to get into bed. OH, THE ANGST! OH, THE GUILT! #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "What made you relapse?" Brady: "Drinking a bottle of gin." #DAYS

Eric returns to Salem, continuing his tradition of abandoning Nicole just days after they get together. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "I don't want my kids to be ashamed of the kind of man their father is." John: "It's too late for that." #DAYS

A Depraved Alley Whore

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "EJ is better in bed than you are." Stefan: "Only when he's with a depraved alley whore." #DAYS

Gabi gets cold feet. EJ reassures her. Gabi: "Why are you being so nice about this?" So he can have something to hold against her. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — HewAbby: "Dr. Johnson is great." Stephanie: "She's my mom. Everyone in Salem is related. We're the most inbred town in America." #DAYS

Aaron: "Tate's dad is rolling in money." What he's rolling in right now is his own puke on the floor where he passed out drunk. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — NewAbby: "You were a racecar driver?" Stephanie: "Yes… there was this one race where I had a really bad crash…" NewAbby: "Oh, so you were a lousy racecar driver." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "You sleeping with EJ was premeditated." Gabi: "It was a roll in the hay, not murder." #DAYS

Her Debaucherous Romp

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "Since when are you an actor?" Alex: "I've done some acting, but since when are you an actor?" Chanel: "Since I faked an orgasm when we had that three-way." #DAYS

Gabi fantasizes about Stefan then wakes up to the reality of her debaucherous romp with EJ. #DAYS

Kate: "I think everyone should do some sexual adventuring." When it comes to sexual adventuring, Kate is Jaques Cousteau and Amelia Earhart all rolled into one. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "I'll TRY to kiss Chanel." Chanel: "OK, I'll TRY, too." Johnny: "Don't TRY too hard." #DAYS

Chanel and Johnny agree: "It's going to be so much fun working together." The calm before the storm? #DAYS

Condoms Are For Wimps

Gabi, married to Stefan and EJ, Married to Nicole, hook up. They're doing that because Stefan, married to Gabi, had sex with Ava, the town pump. Eric, married to Sloan, and Nicole, married to EJ, run off together. God gives up and strikes adultery off the Ten Commandments. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "Do you have protection?" EJ: "Condoms are for wimps." #DAYS

Since all the characters on #DAYS will now be characters on "Body and Soul" from this point forward #DOOL will be formally called "Body and Soul" with far more emphasis on the bodies than the souls.

As close as Stephanie and Alex are standing to practice his lines, they need breath mints. If they stand any closer they'll need protection. #DAYS

Chanel's husband is her director, her father chooses the players, and her kinky sex partner plays opposite her. For Chanel, this is a new kind of three-way. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "There are lines Leo Stark will not cross." Hattie: "Like what?" Leo: "Truth be told, they haven't found them yet." #DAYS

Chanel to Johnny: "You are the only arrow I want in my quiver." Was that a double-entendr… never mind. I think I figured it out. #DAYS