Her Supple Ass

The opening headline says the fact Alex turns out to be Victor's long lost son is a "shocker." It might be a shocker in any other place but in Salem is kind of nonsense happens every day. #DAYS

Phillip and Chloe will be a lot safer in New York. As opposed to the practices in Salem, people in NY actually use birth control. #DAYS

Belle and Shawn should get back together and have an open marriage. I mean, with all their hanky-panky they've pretty much had one so they might as well make it official. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "You and Chloe had a special relationship." Brady: "I'm going to miss her… supple ass." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "Why are you leaving without me?" Shawn: "So many women… so little time." #DAYS