First Runners-Up

Real police departments don't allow suspects being detained to suffer a fool's parade of people, as Trask put it, "who'd like to rip you to shreds." Of course the Salem Police Department is about as close to a real a real police department as the Hardy Boys Fan Club.  #DAYS

Eric Half nude. Alex half nude. Sloan half nude. Are ratings down or is the message, "follow us to Peacock and we'll show you even more"? #DAYS

Jada: "I'm usually not this forward." Eric expresses his disgust by throwing her onto the bed. #DAYS

Jada: "I don't usually do this kind of thing." I'll bet she says that to all the defrocked priests. #DAYS

Sloan looks a lot better undressed. #DAYS

Eric has a sex dream about Nicole. Nicole has a sex dream about Eric. Given the fact that Eric and Nicole were unable to perform their required duties, Jada and Rafe became the first runners-up. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sonny: "You're a player." Alex: "No. I have the utmost respect for women. In fact the amount of respect I have for them is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing they have on." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sonny: "Someday you'll meet someone who knocks you off your feet." Alex: "I try to get off my feet with all of them.' #DAYS